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Chris

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About Me

"We must deliver ourselves with the help of our minds... for one who has conquered the mind, the mind is the best of friends; but for the one who has failed to do so, the mind will remain the greatest enemy." Bhagavad-Gita
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Birthday: 21 March
Birthplace: Redding, California
Current Location: I'm on a Highway to Hell!
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Switch frequently to avoid cramping
Your Heritage: Scots-Irish+Norwegian+Mexican=American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shit-Stompin' Combat Boots
Your Weakness: Impatience
Your Fears: Becoming Static
Your Perfect Pizza: from BJ's in Oxnard, CA
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Illiminate the threat of global terrorism, one douchebag at a time!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: n/a
Thoughts First Waking Up: Must have coffee
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever I crash
Your Most Missed Memory: My two lil hombre's
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: BOO GUT BOMBS!
Single or Group Dates: Depends on who's going with
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Isn't coffee the main ingredient in cappuccino?
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Do you Sing: I do the best Scott Stapp impersonations EVER!
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Some day...
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that
Do you belive in yourself: Hell Yeah!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't think, I know.
Are you a Health Freak: Somewhat
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure
Do you play an Instrument: Not in years
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nothing better than cold sushi and hot sake.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nah, I'm a good boy
Ever been Drunk: Sure
Ever been called a Tease: I don't tease, I please
Ever been Beaten up: I gave as good as I got!
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: With my boots on! HOORAH!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Porn Star!
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam, Netherlands. Everything's legal there.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Hot Hard Bodies
Best Clothing Style: Less is more.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Does Tylenol count?
Number of CDs I own: More than a handfull
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No regrets
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You Were A Jaguar
A shapeshifter that understands the patterns of chaos.
You are powerful and move without fear in dark places. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Your Birthdate: March 21
You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature.
Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas.
People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life.
You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone.

Your strength: Your thirst for adventure

Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures

Your power color: Hot pink

Your power symbol: Figure eight

Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean? You have a sexual IQ of 138

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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Music:

I like my music like my sex, LOUD and HARD!!! This is a commercial and country music free zone!
No one slaps the base like Less Claypool! Winona's Big Brown Beaver

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Movies:

Full Metal

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Television:

Will Ferrell - Bush & Global Warming

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Books:

"Evolve your Brain, The Science of Changing Your Mind" by Joe Dispenza, D.C. "The Bourne Ultimatum" by Robert Ludlum. A couple of specialized instructional/technical manuals. (Helps with insomnia.)

Heroes:

All my brothers and sisters in the U.S. Navy Fighting Seabees. HOORAH SEABEES! CAN DO!
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My Blog

I Got Bourbon Faced On Shit Street!

If I didn't call Portland, Oregon home, then I would be in The Big Easy!  No doubt about it, New Orleans kicks ass, especially the French Quarter.  High crime?  Only pussies worry about...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:16:00 PST

Civilian Friends vs Military Friends

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunkMILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caughtCIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and MrsMILITARY FRIENDS: Call you...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:10:00 PST

Is it worth it?

How much are you willing to sacrifice in the name of "Security?"  Before you answer, check out this article by Bob Barr.   www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/02/11/EDG56N6 NUK1.DT...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

Libertarian Response President Bush's State of the Union Address

Bush Hopes to Expand the Size and Scope of Big GovernmentWilliam Redpath Provides Libertarian Response to the State of the Union Address On Tuesday, January 23, President Bush delivered his 2007 State...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:41:00 PST

Save ..!!!

If you love project playlist and like having more than one song on your profile, please click here to contact myspace customer service and let them know how you feel! They are going through and deleti...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST