hello world i am a man or maybe i am not but one thing is for sure i am not a woman. before becoming a bearded man of divine virture i used to shave and eat meat. now i only eat smurfs. i live in a cave in london that used to be occupied by a certain osoma bin laden he had to leave because hackney council raised the council tax in order to pay for the olympics. i hope to participate in the olympics myself if they decide to introduce the beard athletics where you must have a beard but if you dont well nasal hair will sufice.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
ringo starr, van morrison, bellzebob, jg ballard, don dellilo, kim jong 11, papa smurf, scarlet johannsen, mr t, batman, AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE
