Heeb |
Enjoy this story, it has more to do with reality than you may think it does.
Once upon a planet called Riblashnish lived a species of purple octopi, one of these octopi was named Transgan...
Posted by Onniebay on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:51:00 PST |
Interpretive dynamics of candy |
Today I was walking home, eating a kit kat when I came across a pile of loose and colourful M&M's lying uselessly on the ground...
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Posted by Onniebay on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST |
If I was a carrot |
On the subject of me, the vegetables in my house, and my brand new reindeer earings. I wish to say, TIME IS RUNNING OUT!!
Also, it's nearly the dreaded day that some call, Christmas. Presents and suc...
Posted by Onniebay on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:15:00 PST |
Bubble |
Once upon a time on a small Island, there lived a purple bubble. He was quite small when he first began to exist but then he grew and grew and grew and everyone that lived on the island was sucked int...
Posted by Onniebay on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:10:00 PST |
Revenge of the red back spiders |
I sprayed them dead,
Curled up bodies swaying in the invisible breeze
Will their babies that hid in the cracks come back to kill me?
Will I ever venture into that toilet again?
Perhaps I should send a...
Posted by Onniebay on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:34:00 PST |
Worm |
Worm's name was Wormf, he had a very long woolen scarf that he often got tangled in.
"Poor Wormf," said the mongoose.
"Poor, poor Wormf" Said the Wolf.
"Oh that silly Wormf" Said the small angry man w...
Posted by Onniebay on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:07:00 PST |
Pickle |
Today I drew a dinosaur. I also wore pyjamas under my clothes and I ate some chicken.
I thought about caterpillars, a lot.
Posted by Onniebay on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:10:00 PST |
