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Johnie

There will be midgets!?

About Me


Johnie 5 - I sing in va beach punk band, Past Out. I'm obsessed with most 80's or "adult" humor cartoons..
Random facts (this list will grow):
- I write rants and carry out WAY random conversations - hence my blog
- Cobra.. Decepticons.. the "bad guys" are always cooler!
- I'm very opinionated.
- My hair's been pretty much any color you can imagine.
- I'm all about "hashing out consequences"
- I have a sick sense of humor that often times shocks and offends, but I'm the most considerate person you'll ever meet.
- I'm analytical to a fault and think way too much.
- World of Warcraft is the best game ever. Period.
- Even Jesus hates Creed.
- I'm always right and never lie
- I have beaten Chuck Norris in Mortal Kombat.. twice
- I don't smoke or drink.. which somehow makes me "boring"
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My Interests

Music, tattoos, piercings, conversation, cartoons, virginia beach

I'd like to meet:

I get along with most anyone unless you suffer from abject stupidity or if you spend your existance in a drunken stuper. If you are into the local music scene, and I can interest you in great local bands feel free to chat.

Music:

So many bands - so little time:
(expect to see this list grow since I'm terrible under preasure!)

Va Locals:

Past Out!
Heroes 4 Hire
The No Talent Show
Backside Slappy
One Third Dork
Jackmove
Switching Suits (Lynchburg)(RIP)

Others -
All, Ataris(old), Authority Zero, Bigwig, Blenderhead, Blindside, Blink 182(old), Bloodhound Gang, Catch 22, Cigar, Craig's Brother, Dance Hall Crashers, Descendants, Distillers, Element 101, FIF, Fourth Grade Nothing, Ghoti Hook, Gold Finger, Greenday, Guttermouth, Homegrown, I against I, Lagwagon, Less Than Jake, Mest, Millencolin, Mustard Plug, MxPx, Ninety-Pound Wuss, NOFX, Noggintoboggan, Officer Negative, Pennywise, Pietasters, Rancid, Reel Big Fish, Slick Shoes, Smiley Kids, Spud Gun, Tsunami Bomb, Value Pac, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Zao

Movies:

Baseketball, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Pulp Fiction, The Ring, 28 Days Later, 'The Show Must Go Off' series, Hellsing, Ninja Scroll, Vampire Hunter D, Spawn, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, X-men, The Big Lebowski, Spiderman, Amelie, tons of others -
The Greatest video ever: UnBReaKaBle

Television:

GI Joe, Transformers, Southpark, The Family Guy, The Oblongs, Sealab 2021, Invader Zim, The Simpsons, Futurama, Spawn, Hellsing, Trigun, The Tick, The Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

My Blog

Lock on box dont werk no more and other tales of disdain

Here we are with yet another true story..  6 months ago I contacted the local Post Office branch that delivers my mail advising them that I was experiencing excessive difficulty in accessing my m...
Posted by Johnie on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:08:00 PST

Real Super Heroes?

So I'm in Columbus, OH.. checking out what's on the tube after an epic trip from Va Beach that started at 4:30am, and BLAMMO! there's Dane Cook having an orgasm about OMG IT'S OCTOBER!! AND BASEB...
Posted by Johnie on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:39:00 PST

Portrait of an American dumbass.

News Story taken from http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,286855,00.html   Starburst Fruit Chews are exactly as their name would indicate: chewy. But one Michigan woman says the candies are so ...
Posted by Johnie on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:15:00 PST

Girls are like.... apples.. ??

It's been said that "girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree and that most guys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hur...
Posted by Johnie on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:45:00 PST

Attention music enthusiasts

It's been said that it's much easier to break into music being on the west coast because of Hollywood, LA, etc but does geography have a part to play in the success of a band or is it the atmosphere, ...
Posted by Johnie on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:29:00 PST

Mooninites 1 - Boston 0

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-01-31-boston_x.htm? csp=1   Never forget 1/31/07 - the day that the city of Boston (one of 10 or so cities targetted in an ad campaign) came to a...
Posted by Johnie on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

The labels placed on people and things by society..

... and the judgment that people pass on others never ceases to amaze and humor me.   Things that are accepted as part of the norm (IE: playing/watching sports) somehow fall into a positive ligh...
Posted by Johnie on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST

Life-altering experience

.. or at least that's what they said it'd be.. and after about 2 ½ years of cajoling some friends of mine convinced me to go to an Anime convention this past weekend.   I'll go on the record...
Posted by Johnie on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST

Hezakiah fan mail

During this Halloween's shows, my alter-ego, Hezakiah Munson, took the opportunity to answer fanmail during the set of a few Past Out shows. By popular demand, here is the jist of some of these l...
Posted by Johnie on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:23:00 PST

Legendary

Apparently when a "smart, independent thinker" becomes opposed to following a figure of "authority" that they have lost respect for, it means that that thinker has "Drank the Kool-Aid"   If ...
Posted by Johnie on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST