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About Me

Get this video and more at MySpace.com Hey so I'm a killer dude. I like to have fun. go out and just hang loose. I love my friends and they treat me so well. I work at red robin which is a lot like high school but its fucking sweet. good money. SO other than that i want to do everything i can this summer to have fun. I just turned 21 and i have my whole life ahead of me. I'm a graduate 2003 of skyline highschool and I did go to the Culinary Institute of America. That's right bitches, I'll cook any of you under the table. B ut basically im an open book with my life and thats the coolest thing about me. I may be a bigger guy but i dont care and neither should you. If you cant accept me for how great of a person i am and my personality then you shouldn't be my friend anyways. I wont judge you if you dont judge me. I really am a great guy and get to know me besides knowing people never hurt anyone. I'm an all around "Nice guy". The classic romantic, hold the door, you're the only girl in the world type of guy. Get a hold of me if you really want to find that out. I consider myself to be an open book, all you have to do is ask me and i'll tell you what you wanna know. I'm always wanting to meet new and interesting people so please don't be shy to get ahold of me. I live my life by this.
Heres the thing im not going to deal with fake people nor the people who make up people to make themselves in turn feel better that they therfore have done themselves good. Get it. good. in case not. dont be fake and dont create fake people to make you look better.
"I think we dream so that we don't have to be apart so long. If we are in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time" - calvin and hobbes
Any real change implies the breakup of the world as one has always known it, the loss of all that gave one identity, and the end of safety. It is only when one is able, without bitterness or self-pity, to surrender a dream one has long cherished, or a privilege one has long possessed, that one has set oneself free for higher dreams, for greater privileges.- James Baldwin Myspace Layouts
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My Interests

Got to be Cooking! football, music, halo, hanging out with my buddies!

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I'd like to meet:

Someone who could tell me all the answers.. .. Take the quiz:
what type of car are you?

Muscle Car
you like it fast and loud and want everybody to know it. u have raw muscle under the hood

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Music:

I swear to god if you so much as play country in my face i will take a bat and beat the stereo deck into your engine. uh.... now that we got that out of the way i like all sorts of music especially emo, punk, and hard rock. fucking nickelbacks the shit

Movies:

WAITING, Ice age 2, Hitchikers guide to the galaxy, Suspect zero, waiting, Out Cold, Van Wilder, Old School, Billy Madison, Happy gilmore , Fight club, waiting, The cable guy, SCRUBS IS THE FUCKING SHIT!

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Books:

I hate books. reading sucks do something with friends instead. see a movie! lol

Heroes:

My Blog

Take Responsibility For Your Actions!!!!

So the other day one of my friends was in a car crash alte and night and ended up in the hospital for lets say... 30 minutes. He was heading home after dropping of his completely sober friend at...
Posted by Brian Kaner on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST

YES... thats all you have to know

Last night was so fing amazing. but yeah this week first day of uw party party party! hit me up if ya wanna know where the party at. Great end to summer and so fing happy. peace yall!-Brian...
Posted by Brian Kaner on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST

NIce guys! keep on rocking!

Ode to the Nice GuysThis is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, whi...
Posted by Brian Kaner on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:06:00 PST

Best Friends

LOVE starts with a SMILE , grows with a KISS , and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to ...
Posted by Brian Kaner on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:43:00 PST

No Chump Love sucker

She's a witch a bonafide bore what's more - she snores and that is a fact cow eyes lie yes it's time to resist how did I ever get into this how could I ever have kissed that bitch so what if she's g...
Posted by Brian Kaner on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:56:00 PST

I got rear ended

SO basiacally I was driving on I-90 yesterday when i had to come to a hault and i looked int my rear view mirror and caught a glimpse of this guy trying to stop his car. Anyways in less then the time ...
Posted by Brian Kaner on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:46:00 PST

yeah

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She IS "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." ...
Posted by Brian Kaner on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:41:00 PST

NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright so today is the most kick ass day that there has ever been. yesterday I went to look for a car and i ended up buying the coolest one there was. I got a yellow 2002 nissan xterra. hell ye...
Posted by Brian Kaner on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 01:05:00 PST

Life should be valued

Today was an increadible day. One of those days where life becomes more valuable than anything you could own or anything you would put in your wallet. My friends humvee was blown up in Iraq by fo...
Posted by Brian Kaner on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:17:00 PST