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Ruby Tuesday

Amy, tend to the widow Pac Man

About Me

Well, I'm an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a vest....
You are Betty Grable
The ulitmate girl next door
You're the perfect girl for most guys
Pretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real. What Famous Pinup Are You?
Your Inner Retro Girl Is
1960s Hippie Chick What Retro Girl Are You?
You Are The Magician
You are powerful and wise - beyond what anyone can see.
Deeply complex, you have the resources to connect to the spiritual and material world.
You posses the knowledge to manipulate your life and the lives around you.
You also have a great healing power, should you choose to use it.
Your fortune:
You have unhidden powers that you have yet to tap into.
Soon, you will better understand how to use your intellect and intuition.
Believe it or now, you will discover how you can manipulate yourself and others for good.
You are at the beginning of a path of spiritual enlightenment. What Tarot Card Are You?
WOOOOO!!!! I am the coolest dork ever!!!!
Your Language Arts Grade: 100%

Way to go! You know not to trust the MS Grammar Check and you know "no" from "know." Now, go forth and spread the good word (or at least, the proper use of apostrophes).
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Current song of obsession:
Bitch - Rolling Stones
Thought for today:
"Hear me ringing big bell tolls
Hear me singing soft and low
I've been begging on my knees
I've been kickin', help me please"
Can't You Hear Me Knocking - Rolling Stones

My Interests

Psychedelic art and poster art, Peter Max, Stanley Mouse, Wes Wilson, Martin Sharp, Vargas Girls, Aubrey Beardsley, music, rocking out in my car by myself, the woods, beading, handbags and shoes (naturally), raspberries, organizational containers, toast, glitter, Legos, my 2 cats, Christmas (especially wrapping presents), tiny things, most kinds of cereal, necklaces, donuts from the Korner Bakery, KU Basketball, hot weather, high heels, sexy underwear, Steve McQueen, anything that's tragically beautiful, lost souls, and a good harmonica solo.

I'd like to meet:

Some cool people in Kansas City instead of the lame Johnson County people that surround me. Mostly dead people otherwise like Jimi Hendrix, Ken Kesey, Neil Cassady, George Harrison, John Lennon, Teddy Roosevelt. And a few living ones Christopher Walken, Kate Hudson, Carmen Electra, Alice Cooper, Ray Manzarek, Robert Plant, Rapunzel.

What the hell? You can help this girl fall through the bubbles with your mouse when she gets stuck. Weird...

This is too clever and funny. From Mad TV: "The iRack"

The most amazing bird ever. I mean, it frickin' plays golf!

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Cream/Eric Clapton, Ten Years After, Stevie Ray Vaughan, George Thorogood, Jimi Hendrix, The MC5, Blue Cheer, Tom Petty, Liz Phair, Lisa Loeb, John Mellencamp, ACDC, Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Alice Cooper, The Doors, Neil Young, Allman Brothers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Beastie Boys, Beck, Incubus, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Creedence Clearwater Revival, STP, The Black Keys, Buddy Guy, Leslie West/Mountain, Canned Heat, Quicksilver Messenger Service, The Byrds, Guns 'n' Roses, Jet, Humble Pie, West Bruce and Lange, Big Brother and the Holding Company/ Janis Joplin, John Lee Hooker, Jeff Beck, Joe Bonamassa, The Kinks, King Crimson, The Who, Traveling Wilburys, Dire Straits, Al Green, old Santana, Some Ozzy, No Doubt, Nirvana, the occasional Seger or Neil Diamond, I'll even admit to ELO and Journey. Oh, there's still lots more...

Movies:

The Royal Tennenbaums, Dazed and Confused, The Big Lebowski, and Almost Famous. I can watch those movies over and over and over and never get tired of them. I adore The Graduate! I also love to watch things that I taped off TV in the 80's. Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead is great and highly quotable, too. The Godfather is also a cinematic jem.

Television:

I probably enjoy the telly too much. Cartoons of the Adult Swim variety, SNL, absurd reality TV like The Surreal Life and I Love New York, The Golden Girls, The History Channel, Gameshow Network reruns of Matchgame featuring Gene Rayburn's fantastic suits, and dreamy Richard Dawson on the Family Feud.

Books:

The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, The Bell Jar, House of Mirth, Slaughterhouse Five, 1984, Walden, The Secret, Hammer Of The Gods (the unofficial Led Zeppelin bio - some great stories in there). I tend to read a good book over and over.

Heroes:

Both my mom and dad (Paul Judy and Judy, or Judy and Zebbie), my sassy whisky-drinkin' grandma Jean Connelly, George Harrison, The Merry Pranksters, Cynthia Plaster Caster (look her up), Janis Joplin, Teddy Roosevelt, Margaret Sanger, Dolly Parton, Hugh Hefner, The Traveling Wilburys, whomever invented fruit-filled pastries.

My Blog

Public appology for my musical dictatorship

             I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to many of my friends out there for my negative tendency to be a bit of a musical ...
Posted by Ruby Tuesday on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 04:18:00 PST

Tomorrow Never Knows

Tomorrow Never Knows - The Beatles.Run out and listen to this song!I've always loved this song. I first loved it for the strange kind of Indian/synthesizer/rock sound it has. Then, I loved it for th...
Posted by Ruby Tuesday on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

The Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale

Four years ago, I used to work at Victoria's Secret. The night before the semi annual sale started was one of the best days of the year. You work nearly all night pulling things from the drawers, ma...
Posted by Ruby Tuesday on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST

Four years ago my world fell apart.

Four years ago was the worst time of my entire life. In the fall of 2002, my depression pushed me off a cliff again, and my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer for the second time. I am so thankful e...
Posted by Ruby Tuesday on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST

Wild horses couldn't drag me away

I find a lot of meaning in some song lyrics, and really relate to what they're saying sometimes. "Wild Horses" by the Rolling Stones has been kind of like a punch in the stomach the last few days. I...
Posted by Ruby Tuesday on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:48:00 PST

Take some responsibility, "ADULTS"

Why is it so hard for humans to take responsibility for things that are their own fault?  We all do it.  We try to blame other people for as long as we can so no one knows we make mistakes.&...
Posted by Ruby Tuesday on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:34:00 PST

I think sometimes we all need a slap in the face.

I think every person has times in their life when life slaps you in the face, turns you around, and drop kicks you down a new path that is unfamiliar and that you don't think you are ready for.  ...
Posted by Ruby Tuesday on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST

Jimi was a poet.

The Wind Cries Mary - Jimi HendrixAfter all the jacks are in their boxesand the clowns have all gone to bedYou can hear happiness staggering on down the streetfootsteps dressed in redAnd the wind whis...
Posted by Ruby Tuesday on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:19:00 PST

Revelation for the day

A revelation found me today.  There are different things that we all wish we had in our lives but we currently feel that we lack.  It may be money, or new friends, or talent, or success, or ...
Posted by Ruby Tuesday on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:02:00 PST

The ACDC Challenge.

I challenge any one of you to listen to ACDC "Thunderstruck" and not be in a fantastic happy mood by the end of the song.  Just try it - listen to it and try to be in a bad mood.  As soon as...
Posted by Ruby Tuesday on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:47:00 PST