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About Me

Hello, my name is Ashley.
I enjoy the simple things in life.
I love when people make me smile/laugh. Accomplish that and you'll most likely hold a piece of my heart forever .
My friends are awesome. If you're not on my friends list, you're clearly not awesome.
I DON'T tolerate lying or cheating. I am all about honesty... 100% of the time. If you're not, you're a waste.
I love intelligent conversation. If you can't provide that, don't bother me.
I plan to make something of myself. If you don't, you suck . Everyone has the potential to be somebody. Waste that potential, and you're an idiot.
I am super opinionated. Deal with it.
Right now my life is damn near amazing. No one can change that, so don't bother trying to fuck it up.
Overall, I'm a sweetheart - as long as you stay on my good side. Haha.
This profile will never be private. I don't have anything to hide.

My Interests

I enjoy reading books & Watching Lifetime & Consuming obscene amounts of bottled water & dairy products & Thursday nights with Dana & Cooking & Sleeping & Smoking cigarettes & Snuggling & That's my life.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone whose soul purpose in life does not include fucking me over.

Music:

36 Crazy Fists & Atreyu & Avenged Sevenfold & Bullet for my Valentine & Coheed and Cambria & Eighteen Visions & Everytime I Die & GlassJAw & Lamb of God & The Fall of Troy & UnderOath & UnEarth & Walls of Jericho.
& The list goes on...

Movies:

Chronicals of Narnia & Crash & Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys & Donnie Darko & Harry Potter & Napolean Dynomite & Pay It Forward.
& The list goes on...

Television:

Dateline & Grey's Anatomy & Golden Girls & Law and Order: SVU and CI & My Name is Earl & The Office.

Books:

A Beautiful Child & A Child Called "It" & A Man Named Dave & Bully & House of Secrets & Lost Boy & Lovely Bones & Monster Slayer & Suffer the Little Children & Whatever Mother Wants & Whoever You Want Me To Be.
& The list goes on...
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Heroes:

Bea Arthur & Jason Lee & Dana.

My Blog

October 5, 2007...

So today I had a few talks with a few wonderful people and I've decided I'm going to get myself back into therapy again. Someone told me today that I have a lot of anger inside me. And wh...
Posted by ashley! on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 05:17:00 PST

October 1, 2007...

You know, one would assume that it would be a bad idea to fuck someone over when they have your home phone number and your current residential address. If I was the cunt that the McAneny boys cl...
Posted by ashley! on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:42:00 PST

September 24, 2007...

Strep throat is gone, and I caved in and signed up for Facebook. Someone shoot me. Actually, no. Don't. I think I like Facebook better... so I might delete myspace. I hat...
Posted by ashley! on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:11:00 PST

September 14, 2007... 2

Quick update, no tonsilitis... STREP THROAT! Gross. I've never had strep before, but it's okay... I got me some drugs.
Posted by ashley! on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:41:00 PST

September 14, 2007...

I love to laugh... and as shitty as it sounds... I do enjoy a good laugh at someone elses' expense. Hahaha. So today, my giggles are totally for Patrick and his new girlfriend. Appar...
Posted by ashley! on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST

September 12, 2007...

Okay, I'm totally tired of the whole "same shit, different day"... shit. Can't it be like "different shit, different day"? I want something different.
Posted by ashley! on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:39:00 PST

September 10, 2007...

I survived my first day. Let's see what tomorrow brings me.
Posted by ashley! on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:11:00 PST

September 9, 2007...

It's been another week! I'm slacking big time. Don't worry, you're not missing out on anything... relax all you impatient readers. So, in roughly 10 hours and 55 minutes I will be a full-t...
Posted by ashley! on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:27:00 PST

September 3, 2007...

It's been a week since my last blog. Oh my! Well, first of all... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANA! Secondly, I'm okay. Things seem to be progressing. I have a lot of things ...
Posted by ashley! on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 06:43:00 PST

August 27, 2007...

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Suckage.
Posted by ashley! on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:42:00 PST