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Matt

You know what they say about men with big feet? They're clowns!

About Me

I am Matt...I am taller than everyone in the petrol station queue, i also have a rubbish personality. I always say the wrong thing and don't know how to speak to women. I am extremely self righteous, arrogant and have bad table manners. I rarely wear underwear and spend half the day in the shower.I am also single, what's that about?!

My Interests

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Matthew!

    If you drop Matthew from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.Czar Paul I banished Matthew to Siberia for marching out of step.Baskin Robbins once made Matthew flavoured ice cream!All swans in England belong to Matthew.In Japan, Matthew can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.Only twelve people have ever set foot on Matthew!Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Matthew has 7.Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Matthew.Research indicates that Matthew will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!Matthewolatry is the mindless worship of Matthew.

I'd like to meet:

People with an excellent sense of humour. People who drink gallons of water daily and definitely cat lovers :)Maybe some of these as well...

Music:

septic tank

Movies:

American Psycho, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Cruel Intentions.

Heroes:

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My Blog

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Posted by Matt on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:10:00 PST