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The Pork-Chop Express

Don't ya just love vacation?

About Me

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. . . . . . . .Create or get your
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My Interests

Wrestling midgets, catching arrows and ballroom dancing.

I'd like to meet:

Ricky Bobby, Elmo and the Incredible Shrinking Woman.

Music:

Still just the KGB

Movies:

On Golden Pond, Titanic, Natural Born Killers

Television:

Simpsons, King of the Hill, Sesame Street, General Hospital, and Channel 4

Books:

Anything with a lot of pictures.

Heroes:

Lance Armstrong, Bruce Lee, and Gary Coleman.

My Blog

I heard a quote, "The United States of Entertainment"

So, I was watching stuff on the VA Tech killings and got online so I could see this freak's videos.  What I think was one of the most upsetting things about it was that I had to watch a commercia...
Posted by The Pork-Chop Express on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:32:00 PST

How about a slideshow...here's some violence.

Does anyone else think it is really screwed up that we can now get our violence in a nicely prepared slideshow? Aren't those supposed to be reserved for vacation pictures and weddings?Today, an 18 yea...
Posted by The Pork-Chop Express on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:17:00 PST

Delayed at the airport, so how about a rant.

OK, here's a fun Sociology experiment. Have you ever noticed that the first thing you ask someone you've just met is "so what do you do", why do you think that is?  I bet most people will sa...
Posted by The Pork-Chop Express on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:12:00 PST

Less of me to love?

That's it, I'm tired of being fat.   Since May of 2005, I've gain almost 40 lbs.  So I'm going to lose it.  I started dieting January 2nd.   Outside of a few binge drinki...
Posted by The Pork-Chop Express on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST

Is My Space the world's Kevin Bacon game?

Anyone else feel like my space is the worldwide version of the Kevin Bacon Game? I mean, if you have enough friends, you can get to anyone within 6 moves or less.  ...
Posted by The Pork-Chop Express on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:18:00 PST

I wanna be a star.

But I don't mean like a real star.  I want to be one of those people who is on a reality TV show and thinks they're Al Pacino.  Then after about a year they are reduced to doing commercials ...
Posted by The Pork-Chop Express on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:04:00 PST

I was going to post a blog, but...

my life really isn't that exciting.   But at least here's something. I'm the new BAMF.... a bad ass melon farmer.
Posted by The Pork-Chop Express on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 10:32:00 PST