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I'm a sexual retard who, if stranded on a desert island, and had to eat only 4 foods for the remainder of my life, would choose cheese, beefsteak tomatoes, eggs and bread. If I get a 5th item, it would be avocadoes. I have a rather indiscriminate taste in music, and am often shunned for my poor musical choices. I can't play an instrument, but I'd like to learn the theremin. I'm a copy editor at an alt-weekly, so hookers pay my salary. Not directly, though.