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BRyONy

Redneck is the New Classy

About Me


Please
take my poll!
I'm going to buy one of these headstalls, but I can't decide which! I like them both.
A has plenty of silver and I like the star pattern. The flaired cheek piece is very trendy.
B also has plenty of silver and I like the stars and moons pattern. The rounded full silver ear pieces are also trendy. I like how the cheek peice is full silver too.


She thinks she’s a fashion designer
but she hardly ever buys clothes
and she doesn’t fall into the
Craphole of Society.
She’s comfortable in her own skin
but gets anxious easily
but
would never have stage fright!
Pressure?
What’s that?
Quiet
but she’ll talk your ear off if you ask her about
Horses
or
Clothes.
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You are 100% Gemini
How Gemini Are You?
You Are 96% Addicted to Myspace
Your Myspace addiction factor is: Very High
You're so popular on Myspace, you probably have more friends than Tom. The difference between you and Tom? He leaves his house.
Are You Addicted to Myspace?
You Are 80% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader. How Weird Are You?
You Are 55% Redneck
You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit.
Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! How Redneck Are You?
You Are Smokin' Hot
You're a terrible flirt, a sharp dresser, and a party animal.
Of course, you're totally sizzling too. And for you, being hot just comes naturally. Are You Hot?
You Are 30% Normal
You sure do march to your own beat...
But you're so weird, people wonder if it's a beat at all
You think on a totally different wavelength
And it's often a chore to get people to understand you How Normal Are You?
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I live on a farm with my family. We have 17 horses. They consist of Paint Horses, Quarter Horses, Arabians, Miniature Horses, a pony, a Tennessee Walker and an Appaloosa.The Appaloosa is one of my horses. His registered name is Valley Home Jack, but we call him Ice, not just because he's all white, but because he's "cool as ice." He's 9 years old. I got him for a graduation present 3 years ago. If you know anything about horses, you can read the next few paragraphs, if not, skip ahead cuz this will be a bunch of jibberish if you're not familiar with the "horse world."
Ok so Ice... is nice... First of all, he is BEAUTIFULLLL! When you think of an Appaloosa, you usually think of a spotted horse with an almost non-existant main or tail. Ice has enough main and tail for 5 Appaloosas! He has both blue eyes with spots of brown in them if you look up close. When I got him, he was completely white but the middle of his main is starting to get a greyish color in in it and his tail is getting dark too, not just from being dirty. he's starting to get small spots on his chest and around his eyes, but it's really cute. They say he was "born broke." He had 30 days of training before we bought him but he was really mellow and quiet. He has a naturally low headset and a naturally slow walk. His jog is getting really nice. His extended trot is ok. His lope... Is WONDERFUL! It's not "smooth" cuz that would be like 4 beating (which he can do but why should he). It's flowing. I feel like I'm flying but my upper body stays in place and my lower half moves with him. He's had a few months of training from a wonderful trainer/riding instructor, Lisa Erhardt, who he will be going back to in the spring for a tune up. I will also take more riding lessons on him come spring so I can learn how to solve problems myself, and start to finish learning how he "works." I have also taken lessons from another awesome trainer/riding instructor, Jessi Gryskiewicz, and look forward to showing in the same classes as her at the shows this summer!
2 summers ago, Lisa and Ice did surprisingly well, for Ice being to his first several shows. ICE GOT *FIRST PLACE* IN WESTERN PLEASURE AT THE *MINNESOTA STATE FAIR*!!! She also showed him in several local (North Metro) WSCA shows in Western Pleasure, Western Horsemanship, English Pleasure, and English Equitation. They got reserve high point at one show and several other awards at the others.
This last summer, was my first show season with Ice. I didn't start out well, because at the first show we went to of the season, my saddle came loose at the canter and I had to jump off! It was no fault of anyone, except for bad fit of saddle. I swear I tightened the girth well and I did not put any sort of slippery product on the saddle area... I SWEAR!!! That misshap did cause me to not show any hunt seat classes for months, but that was ok because I had my mom show him in the open hunter under saddle class at the Minnesota State Fair where he got 1st place!!! Every time my mom shows a horse for the first time in hunter under saddle at the state fair, she wins it!!! I was so happy I almost cried. when they anounced them in first place, I stood up and shouted "THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!" as loud as I could. We ended our show season on an awesome note when I got over the hunt seat thing and cantered him in warm up the day of the show at Northwest. It was the first time I showed in every event since dinky little 4H. I showed in all the novice classes and ended up getting reserve-high point.
I also show my miniature horse Galahad that I've had for 6 years. I show him at whatever local shows have driving classes, and so far have gone on to the WSCA Champ. Show Every year since '04 where I have placed each time. This year I got 8th out of 15 horses, which is funny because I went there to get "My brown 8th place ribbon." I wanted a brown ribbon.
The thing we look forward to every year is the Minnesota State Fair. We show in the Miniature Horse Driving and Halter Classes and we show our Western Type Horses the weekend after. It's really a blast because we keep our horses in the horse barn and decorate our stalls and sometimes stay the night at the fair. It's fun to watch the hundreds of spectators come into your aisle and look at your horses. They ask so many questions about the horses and I'm always happy to answer their questions and talk about the horse world. It's fun to take the minis for a walk around the horse barn and everyone you pass goes "oooooh!" or "Look at the 'pony'!" (which they are not ponies, lol) It's fun to hear what questions people ask and they are usually the same 7 questions. lol. Each year we do better than the last year. This year, we got 3rd in one of our driving classes, which is REALLY good because the 2 horses that did better are really nice and unbeatable, so we beat every horse possible, including my dad's. hehe. I am so proud of Galahad because he is such a good boy and works really hard. I know he knows when we are showing, he is such a ham. Kinda like me :P
If you read this whole section, thank you for taking time to let me brag. hehe. I love my life on the farm with the horses, and I'm so thankful for everything I have and all the experiences I've had, too. I'll post some pictures of my horses and such and post show pictures when I get them.


My birthday is June 17 ;)
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My Interests

I ♥'s
| Merrick | Horses | Being Weird | Big Words | Photography | Clothes | Redneck Parties | Design | Yellow | Science | Music | Weird People | My Name | Art | Green | Texting | Tacky Costume Jewelery | Hotdogs | Carmex | Old Stuff | Frosted Aminal Cookies | Honey Mustard | Expensive Underwear | Polkadots | My Room | Tarot Cards | Peeps(not for eating | Coffee | My Kippy Belt | My Farm |
and that's about it.

I'd like to meet:


I’d like to meet people who live within 100 miles of me. Not necessarily because I want to meet people in person, or that I don’t if you live far away. it’s just nice to get to know people who live near me. I don’t add everyone who sends me a request. If I did, I’d have hundreds and hundreds of friends. I like everyone, I’m just not trying to win a popularity contest. I’ve been on MySpace since February of ‘05. I was literally the 2nd person from Pine City on MySpace. I don’t want 250 friends. I have actually denied friend requests from people I knew in school. I will, however, add you if you send me a message (If you don’t appear to be overly creepy). Bryony loves you!
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Music:

I like oldies like from the 90's. (Hahaha! Not really oldies) I mostly like 90's rock and classic rock. Most "mainstream rock" produced after 2003 is crap. A few of the bands I like...

-Red Hot Chili Peppers
-Alice in Chains
-Nirvana
-Blink 182
-Foo Fighters
-Metalica
-A.F.I
-Boston
-Puddle of Mudd
-Stone Temple Pilots
-Sound Garden
-The Beatles
-Smashing Pumpkins
-The Eagles
-Led Zeppelin -Pearl Jam



Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite and Monty Python and the Holy Grail are my all-time favorites. I don't really watch movies unless I'm forced into it, and then I remember how enjoyable it is, but I *love* to watch movies at the theater! That's what they were made for.



Television:

is overrated.

Books:

- I love the dictionary. SERIOUSLY! I always use it to look up definitions of words, and to check my spelling. If I sit down with a dictionary, I suddenly relize 10 minutes later, that I had looked up the definitions of all the words I saw that I didn't know!-"The diVinci Code" was an AWESOME book, the movie was shit. If you only saw the movie, don't judge the book. You don't know!!!!!!!-"Angels and Demons" was a really good book, also the biggest I think I've ever read. Yay, me.-I loved all the classics we had to read in school for English Class.-There are way too many books that I want to read, I wish I had more time.



Heroes:

♥Jesus
♥Mommy
♥Daddy
♥Grampa
♥Merrick
♥Gita



If you read some of them, you can actually find out alot about me. They're very accurate!
There's a 64% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens
There's a good chance that you've been abducted by crazy, kinky aliens.
At least, that's what you've convinced yourself. What Are the Chances that You've Been Abducted by Aliens?
You Are The Lovers
You represent ideal love: innocence, trust, exhilaration and joy.
You demonstrate the harmony of opposites, two sides coming together.
At times, you also represent the struggle between what is right and what is tempting.
Control is an issue for you, especially when you don't know your reasons for choosing something.
Your fortune:
You have an important choice you need to make about love, and it will be a difficult choice to make.
You are likely struggling between the love you crave and the love that is right.
In the end, you will choose what you crave, even if it's bad for you.
Because without what you crave, you will feel empty and incomplete. What Tarot Card Are You?
You Are an Optimist
You definitely see the sunny side of life, even when things aren't going so great.
And while you may not be a realist, your optimism has really improved your quality of life.
You have the energy to take charge, solve your problems, and enjoy life for what it is.
Optimists are happier and healthier - so keep thinking positive! Are You An Optimist or Pessimist?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
You Are 16% Capitalist, 84% Socialist
You see a lot of injustice in the world, and you'd like to see it fixed.
As far as you're concerned, all the wrong people have the power.
You're strongly in favor of the redistribution of wealth - and more protection for the average person. Are You a Socialist or Capitalist?
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
The Part of You That No One Sees
You are aloof, mysterious, and distant.
People feel like they really don't know the true you...
Yet they're still drawn to you, almost by magnetic force.
Underneath it all, you don't even really feel like you know yourself.
It's easier to put on a front than really think about your life's purpose.
You tend to seem pretentious, but it's just a mechanism you use to push people away. What's the Part of You That No One Sees?
Your Seduction Style: Prized Object
The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.
You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!
You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Social Anxiety Level: 76%
You have high social anxiety.
You have a pretty serious social phobia, and it effects your life more than you may realize.
It's possible that you've made yourself comfortable by avoiding situations you dread.
But don't be fooled - you still probably need professional help. Are You Socially Anxious?
You Are 83% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts!
Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it.
You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Bryony Sara Kolashinski's Aliases
Your movie star name: Yogurt Henry
Your fashion designer name is Bryony Munich
Your socialite name is Bry-Bunny Pine City
Your fly girl / guy name is B Kol
Your detective name is Horse Pine City
Your barfly name is Pizza Wine
Your soap opera name is Sara Northern
Your rock star name is Dots Horse
Your Star Wars name is Brygit Kolmat
Your punk rock band name is The Bored Blender The Amazing Meganame Generator
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are Sex On the Beach
When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth.
You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you.
So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks.
Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
Your Celebrity Boob Twin:
Jessica Simpson Who's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?
Your Body Image is 20% Unhealthy, 80% Healthy
You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are.
Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! How's Your Body Image?
Your Girl Parts Are Named:
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You Are Teal Green
You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you.
Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible.
While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks.
Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have. What Color Green Are You?
Your Mommy Is Oprah
What You Call Her: Old Lady
What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Who's Your Mommy?
What People Think of Your Mouth
People see you both as reserved and sweet.
You tend to be very sensitive and detail oriented.
The smallest things can please or annoy you. You tend to be internally moody.
Perceptive and intuitive, you understand people quickly - though you usually won't tell them. What Does Your Mouth Say About You?
You Are Funky Panties
You're stylish, trendy, but not over the top.
You know how to look good - without looking like you're trying too hard.
Men think that you're cute, friendly, and approachable.
And you've got a spunky, feisty side that comes out after a while! What Kind of Panties Are You?
You Are 68% Indie
You're a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal.
You'll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure! How Indie Are You?

You Are Impressionism
You think the world is quite beautiful, especially if you look at it in new and interesting ways.
You tend to focus on color and movement in art.
For you, seeing the big picture is much more important than recording every little detail.
You can find inspiration anywhere... especially from nature. What Art Movement Are You?
You Are 75% Vain
You're a little vain, but you also work hard for your good looks.
Just remember, everyone knows you are a total hottie. You don't have to remind them. How Vain Are You?
You Are Most Like Richard Nixon
Oh sure, you give people plenty of reasons to call you "Tricky Dick."
But you're actually quite diplomatic, even though you secretly hate your enemies. What Modern US President Are You Most Like?
You Are a Conservative Democrat
Frankly, the way most other Democrats behave embarasses you greatly.
You pride yourself on a high level of morals, and you have a good grasp on right and wrong.
It's likely you think America needs to get back to its conservative, Juedo-Christian values.
Why aren't you a Republican then? Because you believe the goverment helps more than hurts. What's Your Political Persuasion?

My Blog

A Letter I Should Send

To whom this may concern,           I recently purchased two bags of your "quesadilla" flavored chips. I was extremely disappointed, to say the least....
Posted by BRyONy on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:59:00 PST

Green

What Your Green Outfit Means..http://www.blogthingsimages.com/howyourfavoriteoutfit tellswhatkindofgirlyouarequiz/green.jpg" height="100" width="100">Having a unique style of dress is quite important t...
Posted by BRyONy on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

Bull in a China Shop

The first time I heard the phrase, "Like a bull in a china shop."   I thought it was, "Like a bowl in a china shop."   And I thought, "Yeah? and..."   AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!...
Posted by BRyONy on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:11:00 PST

I Hate Taco Bell

10. Can you make a table for people to eat on that has a surface area of more than 13 4/7"?? Not if it’s a Taco Bell!9. In what world do light gray and red make a good design scheme?8. I like me...
Posted by BRyONy on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:52:00 PST

Norm Coleman is an Ass.

See for yourself...   Dear Friends, In recognition of Al Franken’s second appearance on "The Late Show with David Letterman" since relocating to Minnesota to run for the Senate, we here at ...
Posted by BRyONy on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:26:00 PST

On the back of the canvas is your name. Its been given to you by God.

Why is it that kid's art supplies keep getting more complex, as the level of creativity needed to use them decreases? I watch a lot of Saturday morning cartoons, so I see a lot of commercials that are...
Posted by BRyONy on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:17:00 PST

Duck Billed Platypus

Behold the duck.It does not cluck.A cluck it lacks.It quacks.It is specially fondOf a puddle or pond.When it dines or sups,It bottoms ups. I like the Duck-billed platypus.Because it is anomalous.I ike...
Posted by BRyONy on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:09:00 PST

Cool Whip was Invented by Someone Who Truley Hates us as Humans in General

Yeah, well it's just that it's fake whip cream. I can understand if you are lactose intollerant or something, but for someone to CHOOSE to eat that fake shit on their own free will is beyond me! Firs...
Posted by BRyONy on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:11:00 PST

I Don’t Fit into Clothes, My Clothes Fit Me!

Was I going to say something? Hmm. Let me think about this for about 18 minutes... Oh, yes, It's my weekly blog. Yes, the one where I set my mind free to ponder my imagination with the help of a drin...
Posted by BRyONy on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:43:00 PST

To all my happy little MySpace friends, my new years gift to you!!!

Happy new year! Well, it's 2008! It's hard to believe that 10 years ago, it was the 90's, or even that it was still the 1900's. lol. That'll make a person feel old. I was 10 years old and in 5th grade...
Posted by BRyONy on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:53:00 PST