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Jules Rules (Don't deny it)

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About Me



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I am always up for a good laugh... You have to have a good sense of humor if you have kids, and I have 3 of them! I am married to my dream man ...um... I wish I could spend hours a day building dollhouses b/c it combines my love of architecture, interior decorating, and woodworking. I have my own business running errands in the Vancouver area. Overall, life is good! Just busy. Really, really, really busy. Did I mention busy?

My Interests

Umm.. I am a big geek so sci-fi is good. I LOVE playing PS2 -- Star Wars Battlefront II -- I enjoy good novels; lately, I have been reading a lot of christian historical novels with romantic themes. I like dressing in a way that make me happy...pigtails, bandanas, sandals, jeans, tie dye, pink, and of course, mismatched socks. Not all at the same time, obviously. What kind of freak do you think I am?! Probably the kind that wears mismatched socks...

I'd like to meet:

A magical fairy who would give me money, good looks, and a super-functional brain: capable of stopping time, remembering birthdays, and adding without a calculator.

Music:

Eh, that's boring. No one cares about that. (Except my husband and other musical types) Instead... EMBARASSING AND/OR INTERESTING FACTS: 1. I still sleep with my baby blanket. -- 2. I have a fear of fish. Living, Dead, or Hypothetical. -- 3. I refer to my stomach as Filmore. -- 4. I used to be Vice President of an online fan club for an actor on my soap opera. -- 5. I collect pitchers, but forget to use them at parties. I own at least 15.

Movies:

Oh, way too many good ones to list. But here are some. Almost Famous, Anchorman, Big Lebowski, Big Trouble, Blazing Saddles, Bowfinger, Love Actually, Mean Girls, Monty Python (Holy Grail), Muppets From Space, **OFFICE SPACE** (my favorite movie of all time), Punch Drunk Love, Rudy, Say Anything, Serenity, Shawshank Redemption, Star Trek (all of em), Star Wars (all except Phantom Menace, Jar Jar should die a painful death)(Yes, Return of the Jedi makes me cry), SuperTroopers,Spaceballs, X Men, Zoolander... (Does it disturb anyone else that I had to alphabetize them?)

Television:

Star Trek.. oh, I love the Star Trek. Yes I am a trekkie and proud of it. Good thing I married one too and we can breed more trekkies. Or children who resent us. Either one... Firefly, Freaks and Geeks, Red Dwarf, Battlestar Galactica (the new and the old), MST3K, Monk, Twin Peaks, Dinosaurs (Who couldn't love Earl, the mighty Megalasaurus?), X-Files um... those are good ones. I don't watch tv anymore really, I just rent the series on Blockbuster.com

Books:

"You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea."

Heroes:


You Are 32% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil. How Evil Are You?
You Are 88% Happy
It's unlikely that you know anyone happier than you.
You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you. How Happy Are You?
You Are Basic Panties
You are a laid back chick with a real natural beauty.
You can make unwashed hair and minimal make-up super sexy.
Men tend to notice you show the "real you" - and they appreciate it.
And while basic makes boring for some, it looks classic on you. What Kind of Panties Are You?
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality TestYour results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 90% Superman 85% Robin 73% Hulk 60% Wonder Woman 55% Iron Man 55% Supergirl 50% Green Lantern 50% The Flash 30% Catwoman 20% Batman 15% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

My Blog

Random Ramblings of a Crazy (Though Sexy) Lady

Or perhaps just sexy.  Yeah, that's it. I was without myspace for a month because we got our internet turned off and had to wait a week before the high speed internet kicked in. Then I got out of...
Posted by Jules Rules (Don't deny it) on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:41:00 PST

Ew. My house is dirty.

The last time I took a shower, I had to dry off with a dirty t-shirt that was lying on the floor because all the towels were dirty... and so were all my t-shirts. The ants downstairs really like torti...
Posted by Jules Rules (Don't deny it) on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:25:00 PST

Sweet torture.. or so it says.

I decided it would be funny to post a section from a love scene in one of my old romance novels.  I went upstairs and found the books I used to read by Julie Garwood in a stack behind my Christia...
Posted by Jules Rules (Don't deny it) on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:00:00 PST

Stupid yellow jacket

Just up the street there are two stop signs very close to one another.  They also happen to be the off ramps of 2 of the 3 highways in vancouver.  Near these stop signs is a park where the d...
Posted by Jules Rules (Don't deny it) on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:48:00 PST

The magical, seductive power of the danish

Important life lessons/realizations I discovered today: 1.  There is one day of the year when it pays to be poor (literally).  Usually this day occurs sometime near April 17th. 2.  Igno...
Posted by Jules Rules (Don't deny it) on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST

Interesting Quiz

 The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to ru...
Posted by Jules Rules (Don't deny it) on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:27:00 PST

18 fl oz of SOAP.. with triple silkening moisturizers, mind you.

For some reason today, I decided to read the back of my shampoo bottles while washing my hair in the shower.  (Suddenly, I feel self-consious talking about something that happened while I was nak...
Posted by Jules Rules (Don't deny it) on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

A bit of the wild side... in the country.

I have to share a recent experience with everyone because it was just too enjoyable not to talk about it.  Some of you readers were there, feel free to add anything I missed! There is a town name...
Posted by Jules Rules (Don't deny it) on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

Jesus LOVES Star Wars

Nathaniel picked up my Bible today and started "reading" it.  I asked him what it said... "This part is about Bruce and CoraLee.  This part is about Charlotte and her gummy bears.  Thi...
Posted by Jules Rules (Don't deny it) on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:14:00 PST

Old people use cold cream, not me.

I am feeling a bit old.  "Why?" -- you may ask (You BETTER ask) do I feel a bit old?  Recently Lucas, using his naturally curious and destructive 3 year old mind, decided to remove our...
Posted by Jules Rules (Don't deny it) on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:30:00 PST