Gynarchic dictator who crushes men under her steel toed boot. Ah my kind of girl. Eliazbeth Batheroy, she would have been fun to bow and scame for. And have you ever tried to get out dried blood? It would involve a lot of scraping. Vlad the Impailer, now there was an evil master! Hell these days I would like to meet any master who knows how to weild the whip, these days with thier freedom and democracy, not like the old days. Though ofcourse as I am looking to settle down hence the top of who I would like to meet list. I could see it now. We could get a castle in the wastelands. She sits around all day in her tight leather uniform plotting to take over the world and I drag to her feet the big book of telemarketing scams. She sees that I got finger prints on the pages of the book again so she thrashes me with out mercy and then makes me thank her for my beating. Ah it would be bliss. It is too bad Wednesday Addams is a fictional character, she would be perfect.