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Egor Q.

About Me

What can I say, I was born into a peasent family on in the sixth hour of 6/6/66 in Transelvania to a peasent family. The fact that there were storm clouds, women scraming, and dogs singing soprano areas durring my birth caused my simple minded parents to drop me off in the orphanage. Such simple minds they don't understand unholy evil.Tbat year Nicolae Ceaucescu our beloved dictator was looking for a crop of minions so that is what all orphans in my graduating class were raised to be. I learned how to bow, how to scape, how to lick boots, love the lash, and of course how to dig bodies out of the cold cold ground before the local constible notices what I am doing.With the downfall of communism I dispaird and came to America. Their are no good overlords in the home country anymore. They are only concerned with making money,not brining total evil into the world.I am currently living in Chicago because I heard that the former Mayor Daley ruled this city with an iron fist. My kind of guy. I came here because I am sure that the apple does not fall far from the tree and that his son must do the same.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gynarchic dictator who crushes men under her steel toed boot. Ah my kind of girl. Eliazbeth Batheroy, she would have been fun to bow and scame for. And have you ever tried to get out dried blood? It would involve a lot of scraping. Vlad the Impailer, now there was an evil master! Hell these days I would like to meet any master who knows how to weild the whip, these days with thier freedom and democracy, not like the old days. Though ofcourse as I am looking to settle down hence the top of who I would like to meet list. I could see it now. We could get a castle in the wastelands. She sits around all day in her tight leather uniform plotting to take over the world and I drag to her feet the big book of telemarketing scams. She sees that I got finger prints on the pages of the book again so she thrashes me with out mercy and then makes me thank her for my beating. Ah it would be bliss. It is too bad Wednesday Addams is a fictional character, she would be perfect.