MyGen
Profile GeneratorSo yo what up. About me. I am 22 years old. Grew up and still living in Little Canada. I quit my job in the beginning of spring, so I've been kicking it old school the whole summer. Sleeping in's getting a little old and I'm really good at spending money-- especially on weekend fishing trips and beer and Twins games. I've been doing or trying to do a lot of fishing this summer and I've been going to a lot of Twins games. I like going to the Twins games and sneaking in a bottle because beers are $6 a piece and you got to get your swurve .. you pay $6 a fucking beer. But other than this summer, shits been good. Still living at home, parents are getting annoyed on me not getting a job-- but shit, I think I'm close to getting one. Here's what I'm good at and what I'd put on my resume:
I'm really good at...
- Drinking
- Drunken cooking, especially grilled cheese and omelets only when the sun is coming up and Deltron is kicking it in his whitey-tightys giving me the "What the fuck" look
- Not wearing shoes all summer-- they are too hot and I like sandals
- Talking hardcore slang and making up my own words, such as: boozwa, keeba-sabee, the dude (general term for anything when I'm too lazy to think), yammy-chammy
- Sleeping in
- People skills
- Blacking out
- Kicking it old school
-not washing my hair
But I dont think that anyone would hire me on those credentials, other than the true O.G.'s. You know what I'm saying know what I'm saying...
