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ABOUT ASHLEY...
I'm shy and quiet only before a couple of shots. I've been told that my humor is ambiguous. I like sending subliminal messages. I like pickles. I miss my picklehead. I like pork chops. I eat argo starch. One of my eyes is bigger than the other (it's an illusion bc I have astigmatism). I want to go back to busch gardens. I like rollercoasters. I hate haunted houses. I want a motorcycle. I love HBCU bands. I wouldn't mind being a professional drum major. I hate glitter. I hate it when they give me a straw for my frosty at Wendy's(I mean really..wtf for?!). I hate when ppl call me and say "Who is this?"..no wth are you, you called my phone?!. I hate when ppl w/private profiles send me requests w/o sending a message 1st (to me private profile means u want no attn.) I hate domestic cats. I want a beagle, a clown fish, and an angelfish (shiloh meets dori & nemo...lol). I like skins and hotsauce (now thas country). I like natural beauty (wearing too much make-up makes me wonder what you're hiding). I like long hair. I like nice teeth and healthy gums! (black gums=unhealthy, not cool..pink gums=healthy, gingivitis free! =D . I like millae (look it up) I like giving and receiving massages. I like cold kisses. My most ticklish spot is under my arms. I love "juice boxes" (listen to gorilla zoe & yung joc's song) I think sex is overrated. I don't like ppl that are loud for no apparent reason. I like collards w/vinegar. I bite my nails when I'm nervous or frustrated. I'm the oldest of 3. I love my godkids. I lost one of my dreads in a rubberband. I want an electric lemonade from chili's. The olive garden is my fav restaurant. I think this is the most random that I've ever been!

LYFE...
I'm still young and learning that life is too short to wake up in the morn with regrets. So laugh when you can...apologize when you should...let go of things you can't change...♥ the people who treat you right...forget about the ones who don't..believe that things happen for a reason...if you get a chance, take it...if it changes your life, let it...

4 the uninformed...
I'm very easy to along with. I'm very open-minded...kinda reserved...somewhat sarcastic...I love to laugh and plus it burns calories so thas a good thing...I'm tryna stay away from drama but that bish is on my heels...Um I believe my personality is great. So if you think otherwise...kiq rocks and bite a mushroom or somthing

label||me||not...
for the ones that rode the lil short yellow bus...the name is self-explanatory. Labels aren't for me. Like I said, I'm an open-minded person so if you wanna call yourself a stud, butch, ag, femme...it's whatever floats ya boat. Honestly I see no reason for us to place labels on ourselves separating us from each other when, sadly, we're stuck in a society that has already set us apart from the "norm".

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pictures may be deceiving...I may physically carry myself in a more masculine manner...but my feminine mentality will always present by that being said...don't come at me with male references..i'm not your "daddy", "papi" or your home boi...that really irks my nerve

My Blog

FEMME VOCAB..(A MUST READ!)

-----Through personal experiences...I've learned the following to all be true.  Read it, relate to it, and feel free to add your own. 1.) FINE: This is the word a femme uses to end an argume...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Wifey vs. Girlfriend

How do you know if u've got a wifey or a girlfriend? THIS IS HOW.....   *you're girlfriend will hang up the phone when she gets mad *you're wifey will sit there and yell untill u UNDERSTAND.....
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:21:00 GMT

THE REAL REASON IT HURTS...

Let us make no mistake it can sometimes hurt and hurt badly. This hurt can cause us all types of feelings of pain and dismay as we try and cope with the feelings of pain that stop us in our tracks. W...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:08:00 GMT

BROKEN PARTS

When you discover that something is broken, you must determine the cause of the break.  In order to do that, you must open the thing, examine it, and find the origin of the break or malfunction.&...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:00:00 GMT

FRONT ROW SEATS...(or not)

Life is a theater. Invite your audience carefully! Not everyone is holy enough nor healthy enough to have a front row seat in our lives. There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:34:00 GMT