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HELLO FRIEND

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About Me

...and from across the room I saw her. my eyes were the eyes of a hairy beast; my stare itself was hairy, and our eyes didn't meet. she walked away. I sat down and resumed looking blankly at the others. their bodies were as pellucid and beautiful as words on a page, but my mind was thoroughly clumsy in trying to read them, so I perceived only empty actions, charming smiles, and loathsome conversation about friends and relatives who had been left behind. but I didn't care. I'm illiterate, and if I can't see them, then they can't see me.

My Interests

3: Jon, Elizabeth, Andy.

I'd like to meet:

tits

Books:

omg nipples

Heroes:

these fellas:

My Blog

dung

can't sleep and won't sleep, it seems, so I write. spewing words that send little jolts of mellow orange pleasure into my neck. I've been reading for the past hour, but my mind keeps falling off of th...
Posted by HELLO FRIEND on Fri, 23 May 2008 10:03:00 PST

dinner in the trenches

      "That cat back there isn't yours, is it? Because ours never likes to go outside."      I stare at his legs through rusty chain-link diamonds. He's w...
Posted by HELLO FRIEND on Fri, 23 May 2008 07:10:00 PST

leave.

anyone who doesn't have a right to be there needs to get the fuck out of my brain. stop. stop right now before I allow myself this taste of anger for which I will feel no remorse whatsoever. none. I'l...
Posted by HELLO FRIEND on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:38:00 PST

pray to something.

     pray to something in the corner of your room that everything is going to be all right, because there's no one else to listen to you at this hour of the night when your skull f...
Posted by HELLO FRIEND on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:27:00 PST

lips at my hips

the ascent into a swamp that frowns and blinks and sings with delighted belches at my toes ascends deeper into my dreams, and settles with broken birds' feet - just pulp and baby's teeth - at the mell...
Posted by HELLO FRIEND on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:24:00 PST

mère, mère

     morning. the birds are screaming at the top of my lungs.      what?     I wake up screaming, my voice melding with birdsong until ...
Posted by HELLO FRIEND on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:29:00 PST

tribute to things that crawl

happy birthday, I said. and then I left because the T.V. was much too loud, and I wanted to leave before someone noticed that I'd taken Catherine's purse. so here I am, sitting in my car while I dig t...
Posted by HELLO FRIEND on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:39:00 PST

no such thing as sleep.

more unfinished and untitled stories......"Get out," I said. I stared at the lamp as I said it, not wanting to look over to his side of the bed to see his face or the way his hands would be folded in ...
Posted by HELLO FRIEND on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:00:00 PST

inside.

lord strike me dead. what god? ain’t one. just me. always just me. we’re there already? "We are," she says. "I’ll be damned," I say. "We’ll be damned," she laughs. We walk aro...
Posted by HELLO FRIEND on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:32:00 PST

study break.

I hold my breath. I’m stricken by the urge to ram my forehead into the marble flooring. My brain is gangrenous and deadened, and all good sense has been aborted to make room for frustration and ...
Posted by HELLO FRIEND on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:18:00 PST