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Dear Heart. Dear Hart. Deer Hart. Deer Heart.

About Me

Check out the video I made under the Video section of course. Walka-Walka-Walka ...an innoffensive species of maniac. A forest climber. An accident of birth, intent on death. Ability to raise the botanically dead (ie. golden thumb). I'm eating my body from the inside out. Lost in time and space.

My Interests

Apply as needed to the area you wish to lubricate | When it rains on the decaying autumn leaves covering the sidewalk, and the carotenoids and anthocyanins stencil the concrete | Ginger | The Miller-Uhrey experiment | Milk | Board games that result in blood shed | QCA

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet my maker's mark| my "silent adversaries" | Brown Delivery People | those with duct tape fetishes | Somebody who actually likes doing laundry (come over, please) | Can you put your leg behind your head? | lumberjacks who make strong coffee | Conky! | Someone who can make me laugh so hard that I pee myself (it hasn't happened in a while) | F.I.L.T.H | Crazy-legged dancers |

Music:

It's so friendly. When I wave to sound, sound waves back. I like dance music. I would dance to babies crying, to the death rattle. Recent listenings: Lee Hazelwood & Nancy Sinatra, James Brown, Old school dance hip-hop, a mix cd from Stephenwolff, Alice Cooper, Moloko, Adult. and some Warp artists, music in different languages, Salt n Peppa, Heart, Lords of Acid, songs that sound like warm weather

Movies:

David Lynch, John Waters, Todd Haynes, Troma, Kieslowski, Jan Svankmajer, Alain Renais, Michael Powell, Fritz Lang, Antonioni, "Gummo", "Night of the Hunter", "Grey Gardens", "La Jetee", "Un Chien Andalu", "Caligula", "Picnic at Hanging Rock", "Dirty Dancing" (I know, but I have hungry eyes), "Young Torless", "the Cannibal Man"

Television:

TV is a gun, pointed at the viewer. I will kick your ass at Wheel of Fortune. The "Do It Yourself" channel (hehehe, and I do). Fishing/Hunting/Outdoors network. Roseanne. Twin Peaks. Future contestant on Pants-Off Dance-Off!

Books:

Kosinski |Brautigan | authors of crossword puzzles | E. O. Wilson| Those terrific little joys that SaraKthedestroyer makes | Kafka | Nabokov | National Audubon, Peterson, and Sibley field guides | "For Love of Insects" | Poe | Wilde "The Rich get Richer, the Poor get Prison"| Salinger | Nin |

Heroes:

I just loved that little black girl on the heavily occupied bus. Her stiff pig tails with those colorful green and orange ball thingys. Standing tall and proud, looking at all the commuters. Picking her nose and eating it. Billee Lowree. Karl Marx. Stephenwolff. the little black girl dancing on a concrete ledge to Role Call. Yeah! she, "likes to shake it"! Yeah! George Washington Carver

My Blog

Missing the connection

Somebody placed a missed connection about me on craigslist.org.  Here is the posting:Bloomfield Crazy Mocha - m4m - 24 Date: 2007-05-01, 5:49PM EDTI'm at crazy mocha right now, and you're at th...
Posted by |< !_] i~ + on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:23:00 PST

Follow-up: Words are very unnecessary

Now, I don't even know if it was a booger in my nose or the cackle of the wild.     "If you hear a cell phone ring outdoors, you may be startled to discover that the "phone" has fe...
Posted by |< !_] i~ + on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:12:00 PST

Crazy Talk

     I read something that propelled me to question my identity.  I thus decided to ask and make sure it was me.  The following is an AIM conversation I had with my buddy...
Posted by |< !_] i~ + on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:08:00 PST

Words are very, unnecessary

     It was 6:37 p.m. and I was on my back.  The sun shined over my toes, my hat was over my face, and I was falling into a nap on a blue couch.  I started to get the pre...
Posted by |< !_] i~ + on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:42:00 PST

Hooker and I

I got approached by a hooker today.  I was walking down the street smoking a cigarette.... Hooker:  You got an extra cigarette? Me:  Sure Hooker:  Wow!  Me:  Wow!  ...
Posted by |< !_] i~ + on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:03:00 PST

From my Moleskine: Pleasure and Pain

Quotes I have been collecting for some time now..."Pleasure's couch is virtue's grave"       - Augustine J. Duganne"There is sometihng self-defeating in the too-conscious...
Posted by |< !_] i~ + on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 01:13:00 PST

Plaigerism (sp?) blog

I've been re-reading a favorite.  I always liked this part from Jerzy Kosinski's "Steps"...      "When I was a schoolgirl my parents, the teachers, and our priest always warne...
Posted by |< !_] i~ + on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 09:42:00 PST

Why can't we be friends?

You know something?  I enjoy my own company a lot of the times.  I don't understand why this MySpace dictator says that I can't be my own friend.  I WANT TO ADD MYSELF!  I mean, wh...
Posted by |< !_] i~ + on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 12:08:00 PST

Facism of the body

I just watched "Superstar:  The Karen Carpenter Story" directed by Todd Haynes.  I hadn't seen the short film in around 5 years.  It made me feel "On Top Of the World".  Cult Statu...
Posted by |< !_] i~ + on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fun Facts about Knob-bobbing

I'm not revealing the source of where I got this information. I plead the 5th. 54% Of men say they never have to be coaxed into giving a blow job 56% of women say they feel that they give their p...
Posted by |< !_] i~ + on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST