I am Professor Geppetto H. Blowfinger Esq. BA (Baracus) Emeritus Professor of HungaMunga College (part of The Alpen University), former Bond villain, expert in time-travel (which I have now proven is very simple, as time itself is an illusion) and one-time svengali-style manager of would-be legendary pop sensation The Mink Troubadour Kamikaze Squadron. I am currently suing the band's own label Dark Mink Records for 50% of all sales of their band merchandise including novelty underpants and bookmarks. I am hoping for an out-of-court settlement that will leave me rich beyond my wildest dreams.
I can often be found at HungaMunga, the arts and crafts music night I co-created with Miss Victoria Sponge:
