Just your average nerd from a not-quite-medium-sized town. Working my way through college, giving love to my girlfriend, and trying not to piss off anyone.
Johnny Depp would be nice to at least shake hands with. I've enjopyed his movies ever since "Edward Scissorhands." The pirate movies were okay, but the less-noted films are far better IMO. I would name them but I am a firm believer in the notion the the quickest way to kill something beautiful is to bring it to public attention. Other than that, I'd like to meet some nudists at least from Texas if not closer just so Kim and I have someone to hang out with when we go to Austin.