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About Me


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Name: Jonathan "Jon, Jonny, Twathead, Darkie" and i have a last name too...
Birthday: 4/3/89 MARCH 4th for dumbasses
Birthplace: im a yank get over it
Current Location: not sure...i hope it has tv
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dyed black
Height: 5ft10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: dirty anarchism
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC skates
Your Weakness: if you cut off my hair i lose my superhuman strength! shit!
Your Fears: scousers
Your Perfect Pizza: the kind that's 40% proof...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not getting kicked from college? maybe?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: stop talking to me-fuck off and die
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i and why god why am i naked?
Your Best Physical Feature: *ahem* well lets be fair it's not gonna be anything else
Your Bedtime: same as passed out drunk time
Your Most Missed Memory: being diagnosed with alzheimer's syndrome
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, hands down.
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither, subway or kfc though? :S
Single or Group Dates: im a flexible guy...you tell me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: which do i hate more?
Chocolate or Vanilla: basically racist....gotta love the darkies
Cappuccino or Coffee: again...which do i hate more?
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: like a turkey in a blender
Do you Shower Daily: umm...nah...
Have you Been in Love: yeah, when the ps2 came out...
Do you want to get Married: only if i get to wear the dress...tradition sucks
Do you belive in yourself: existentialism? fuck yeah!
Do you get Motion Sickness: perpetually.
Do you think you are Attractive: ...why the fuck not....
Are you a Health Freak: opposite
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: definitely
Do you play an Instrument: d-d-d-drums...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeshhh
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nuh-uh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: wrong terminology but sure
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a huhwhatnow?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: at least four...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: god no
In the past month have you been on Stage: i hope not...
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah long story i hid in a rubbish bin and one thing led to another....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i really hope not...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: errr...do the pigs use this site?
Ever been Drunk: hahahahahahahaha...tools.
Ever been called a Tease: um...probably not
Ever been Beaten up: yep...
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: stingray...tribute death.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: when i do what?
What country would you most like to Visit: ecuador!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red...that would be so sweet
Favourite Hair Color: dont even give a shit as long as it's real
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me so i can laugh
Weight: not fat...
Best Clothing Style: alternative
Number of Drugs I have taken: iuno...
Number of CDs I own: not many...i have an ipod
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ask your local calculator
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