Rustee

Not so long ago (1978), in a land far far away (England),I was born on a Saturday (just to spite my parent who wanted to name me TUESDAY!!) So under the Cancer sign I grew to leave old Blighty for swampier grounds (like England wasn't wet enough). I always said I'd be in LA by the time I was 18. (I did not mean Louisiana, Note to self: Be more specific next lifetime. Do NOT ABBREVIATE!!) Upon my arrival in the Land of the Free I ended up in the Bayou State (via Kansas, There's no place like home!!) I became a dog groomer ,as one does!! Had a spawned a female anglo-american larva (In the form of a child!)and got divorced (Like ya do, Much happiness now!) Since living in the land of Mardi Gras I took up acting again and began designing Mardi Gras Costumes!! (Invoke the god of SCAMOS, Sequins cover a multitude of sins!)