Yo ahoy me hearties , Im an Alien from Jupiter ! Ur mummy loves me , Ur daddy thinks Im sweet. I go to church every sunday , and pray to God every Night! Im totally anti, alochol and drugs! I don't believe in sex before marraige! (what a disgrace) ! Ive never kissed a boy , i don't "do" swearing. When i grow up i want to be a nun! I think Tony balir rocks! I Play polo with Prince Harry and Prince william! I want to marry a goody two shoes, who got rich by licking his universty professor's ass!
BULLSHIT!
*walks into an alcholic anoymous meeting room* My name is Holz and Im a surfalocholic! yes i drink and I surf , and if you don't like that... well i don't give a damn!
I have an obsession with nutella and sensations (mixed together with a bit of strawberry ice cream added) Yum Yum
I like cheese (o yes I do) , I totally adore the sport of surfing, got 2 boards at the mo but am hoping to get some more to add to the collection *hints to daddys credit card* *cough* 6'8 quicksilver square tailed shortboard from surfer's paradise in newquay pretty please *cough*
I live in Holyhead and Treaddur Bay . (yes 2 places at once! its a long story!) Im an over the counter druggie! got an addiction to codine! I love the summer, Hate the winter , love the sea , hate the jellyfish in it tho. Basically i just love a lot of things and hate a lot MORE things....Not gonna name them all coz i got better things to do! I think I think too much. . I tend to have a lot to say about the planet jupiter but pluto is also rather amusing!
Sexual is my favourite word! o yes o yes it is! was born planing to marry Kurt Cobain ( a hot ass sexi mutha fucker) and was gonna have his babies (names Cory Cobain and Mercedes Cobain) unfortunately Courtney got there first and look what happened!
dammit! however i do have a wife! got married at two o' clock in the morning to bex! (at her house so i dunno if its official allthough ill have to get it checked just b4 i actually do marry someone since i dnt want to become a bigamist)
I love my mates Bex Boodles the most wonderful person in the world with the most magnificently awful taste in boys! no offence but john davis???? hot???? my ass!, Ro the random Ho (Rohan) who loves to poke them goddamn badgers with baking spoons and bamboo sticks!, Dizzy Lizzy who is the worry wart of the family of friends, Buck who is easily influenced by my wild side! and finally jenny who has the idea that im Bi! holy crap! and the rest of the friends who are just the sex! ( I know every 1 says their mates are the best but mine truly truly are) !!!
If i dnt comment back then it will propably mean Ive been through the process of canniballism and Hannibal Lecter is eating my left boob which is very juicy! mmmmmmm okies rite i think thats me done! toodle pip sexual people! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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