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About Me

dallas, marriage and year number 28 have been good to me.i am a drama queen, a leo and a liberal.i like surprises, chocolate, showtime television, art, old people, magazinesi don't like cheese, homewreckers, SUV drivers who park in "compact car" spaces, beer, meanies

My Interests

changing the world, ruling the world, seeing the world. bingo, sleeping, reading, dancing like a white girl, eating, web news, chocolate, and bargain shopping.

I'd like to meet:

the asshole that stole the accord logo off my car.

Music:

currently on rotation-feist, arcade fire, interpol, rem, grateful dead and marvin gaye

Movies:

bonnie and clyde, rollbounce, hoop dreams, sex and lucia, american beauty, almost famous, mary poppins, do the right thing, office space, best little whorehouse in texas, usual suspects, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

Television:

dexter, the cosby show, the boondocks, weeds, californicationlove vh1 soul.

Books:

reading magazines these days

My Blog

sorry wrong number

one afternoon last week, i dialed my grandfather's cell number from my home phone. i know this number by memory, but for some reason i was one digit off. A woman answered, "Hello." Not recognizi...
Posted by jessica on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:00:00 PST

Morning-After Pill

Morning-After Pill Available Without Prescription Thank your local advocates. While there is still a growing concern about teen pregnancy, this is still a huge victory for the women in this country...
Posted by jessica on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:07:00 PST

great expectations

thanks to everyone who made my birthday weekend great. i had no real expectations about my birthday this year, but was pleasantly surprised by the good will and good times. it was fantastic. thanks s...
Posted by jessica on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 07:41:00 PST

The truth about Austin

i found this on craigslist under "rants and raves". To anyone thinking of moving to Austin, Texas...I moved here 6 years ago - and grow LESS & LESS HAPPY !! Where do I begin... 1. I heard NOTHING ...
Posted by jessica on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:56:00 PST

hump day

it is hump day. today has started out as quite a shitty day. i woke up from some soap opera dream. i can't remember all of it, but i do remember susan lucci and i remember that it was the young and th...
Posted by jessica on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:19:00 PST

goodbye good love

sunday night at approximately 6:30 pm, i ended my love affair with cigarettes. this break-up has been a long time coming, but at last, the night approached. i have ended this relationship more than on...
Posted by jessica on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:41:00 PST

hot hot heat

ice cream rules.
Posted by jessica on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:25:00 PST

the lovely annual exam

today i had a pap smear. i was a new patient. it was humilating. why? because the guy hugged me.
Posted by jessica on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:54:00 PST

generation retard

so i wasted my afternoon filling out that stupid quiz you gals keep sending me. i picked a "mood" for my blog, hit "preview and post", then "post" and well....now it's gone. i don't want to ...
Posted by jessica on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:36:00 PST

Breast Ironing

I've never heard of it or I blocked it out. Breast Ironing...
Posted by jessica on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:25:00 PST