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Cabin Boy

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

About Me

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Right, well, this is me:-

I say I want to be a writer but I never actually write unless I have to. Writer's block or laziness? Probably both but it's very bad for a writing student, don't you think? I deserve slaps.

People also say I don't smile which doesn't really bother me. When I do smile, I think I look pretty manic.

What else? I'm also exceedingly anally-retentive (now that's a word to use isn't it?) to the point where I can't stand a room with clutter. It bothers me! It angers me! I'm really not a stereotypical writer. lol

I suppose I would say I'm pretty open-minded person in that I at least consciously try to not judge others. I do however have a few prejudices - but who doesn't?

I happen to be a fan of morbid and twisted things which may disturb some - but I know a lot think on the same lines as me: morbidity is dee-lish. Slurp.

Oh yeah. If you're seventeen years old, spotty, horny and you have a penis, I am not interested in "cam2caming" (though really I don't care what your age you are, what your skin is like, how strong your libido is and frankly what genitalia you have, I do not wish to have cyber sex with you). Let that be your word of warning.

As I non-smoker, I'm all for the smoking ban - but not in pubs. Why? Drinking alcohol does damage to your insides, makes you look like a retard and makes you stink - all in all, what smoking does. With that in mind, if they're going to ban smoking in pubs, they might as well go the whole hog and ban alcohol (not that they will, it would be incredibly stupid to think it would actually happen). It's just as dangerous and not doing banning it would be completely defeating the object of banning smoking. So yeah, no smoking, just not in pubs.

Tally ho!

My Interests

Reading / Writing / Walking in the countryside / Harry Potter / Genealogy / Looking at photographs / The words "pleb" and "nish" / Culture of the 1940's / Myspace surveys / Intense music / Flying / Tesco chocolate cake bars / Gossip / Drawing / Dancing plebbishly / Pub quizzes / Sparkly things / Adjectives / Glossy smooth hair / Special K bars / Red Bull / Dunking digestives into my tea / Blank paper / New stationary / Posh pens / Eeyore / Cynicism / Sex / Bumping into old mates / The effect red wine has on me / Feeling loved up / The warmth of sun through window panes / Catchy choons / The word "choon" / Neologisms / Morbidity and twistedness / Accents - Irish, North Eastern, West Country, Brummie / Songs full of memories / Christmas / Cosiness / Savoury food / Feeling superior to chavs / The word "enunciate" / Binoculars / Eccentric posh toffs / The Upper Class Twit Race / Chips sarnies / Funny insults / The zoo in my head / Webcams / Rubbers / Mittens /

I'd like to meet:

I don't think it would be wise for me to meet any kind of famous person because I'd start bumbling about like a fool and would say something worthy of only the utmost twattishness.

Music:

Barry Manilow / Libera / Marilyn Manson / ABBA / Snow Patrol / Siobhan Dillon / Lee Mead / Elton John / Nat King Cole / Regina Spektor / Scissor Sisters / Mika / Alanis Morissette / Robbie Williams / Take That / Connie Fisher / Il Divo / Katie Melua / Stereophonics /Evanescence / Status Quo / Enya /

My Blog

Love

Love is... difficult. Difficult to understand, to value, to even identify.Let me start at the beginning.So, I got over Geoff. For those of you who don't know, Geoff was the guy I met over New Year in ...
Posted by Cabin Boy on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:02:00 PST

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

I'm stealing my friend Shelly's idea. Shelly blogged yesterday about mental disorders she has to cope with. Her intention was to explain the facts after a few uneducated people seemed to be rather - h...
Posted by Cabin Boy on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:38:00 PST

Harry Potter! Durn durn duuurrrrn!

I do not envy JK Rowling at this present moment. Not only has she got to provide a mind-blowingly entralling ending to the series, but also she has to keep her reputation as one of the best children's...
Posted by Cabin Boy on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:18:00 PST

See, this what comes with having a small room

Picture this:Smallish room. Well, it's not tiny but it's not huge and with the space thats taken up with the bed, cupboards full of bollocks knows what and an old rocking horse I've had since I was li...
Posted by Cabin Boy on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:32:00 PST

Hm

Smelly cat, ugly ratDog in heat, wet feetRancid cow, Sophie LauInky lips, finger tipsLemoncurd, dog turdRunny nose, webbed toesSmoke the dope, snort the cokehm.
Posted by Cabin Boy on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:43:00 PST

Emo or what?

No courageNo courage to live.No courage to die.The sparked caopy's of my heartEnfold on themselves.That sick, dully excruciatingNausea-coatedAche.The end of the penS c r a p e sUp my inner armIt's swo...
Posted by Cabin Boy on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:30:00 PST

Bad images of barbecued hedgehog

A falling, ring-like star from above. Sparks fizzle and bounce from shining edges, dancing on a glittery outline before evaporating into the night. I gaze upwards at it. Miniature, doll-like people fr...
Posted by Cabin Boy on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:09:00 PST

Nothing

I suspect this blog is going to be about... nothing.Again, I'm sat up at ridiculous hours because my sleeping patterns have fucked up again. This is actually the norm for me though. I've gone nocturna...
Posted by Cabin Boy on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST

Crappily crappily crappily crappily...

... life is but a dream! 10 things I'm wishing for/dreaming of at this precise moment:1. For the damn radio in the next room to fucking turn itself off because I can't be arsed doing it... and my dad ...
Posted by Cabin Boy on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 04:41:00 PST

BE MY WENCH DARLINGS!

Yes you!Be my wench!See, I don't have any wenches so I'm a little short here on the wench side of things. I have bitches and tarts and hookers and sluts and gobshites (my personal favourates) and whor...
Posted by Cabin Boy on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:03:00 PST