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About Me

The Collar-Popping Douchebags were formed during the summer of 2006 in the comfort of the Fosters residence. The band primarily strives for originality and humor in the music but does not stray too far from some serious music making. The foundation of the band is a very unique style of acoustic play. The first single is the "The Tale of IV," which is a song based on one of our good friends, Alfred Roscoe. Roughly 90% of their lyrics/profile information is based on inside jokes that not even most of their friends get. For example, when asked by a cop what we were doing late at night while walking in a parking lot, IV said we were going to Tim Hortons but they were closed (they never closed). Also, he turned down a trip to the mall because he was "dehydrated" and felt like "hammered shit". So now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/2/2006
Band Website: none
Band Members: Samuel L. Pitts-Jackson Fitzgerald Bradley - Vocals/Guitar/sex/protection of ladies....Tim Foster - Guitars/guttural growls....Ade Warner - Vocals/story telling/showing off....Andrew Cohen - Percussion/Recording/Judaism/Technician/Backing Vocals/money
Influences: Alfred Roscoe, crazy mexican bullshit, trick ass hoes, tricks, mark ass hoes, trick ass marks, scallywhops, scallywags pedro, mexican names, world of warcraft, alienware laptops, IV's old room mate, hatred, Full Blown Chaos, GET IN A CIRCLE, Tim Hortons, Judaism, Dan DiMarco and his sexual escapades, sloppy bitches, cops, food, Wolfmother, the ghetto, punching throats, dance parties, scum cookies, not wearing shirts, Black Sabbath (since we stole their riffs... TONY IOMMI IS GOD!)
Sounds Like: We sound like nobody, we are completely original! We are a dedicated regional mexican group straight out the jungle! james labrie got big head!
Record Label: Jewbag Productions
Type of Label: None

My Blog

New song? SIIIIIICK!

So on Friday T Foz and Anjew were doing powerslides in the Browncroft Church parking lot, with Gideon Goldfeder in tow. With some malicious intent, they called up Mark Loria and invited him to hang ou...
Posted by Collar-Popping Douchebags on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST

UPDATES LOLWUT?!

Hey God. It's us, the sweetest band in the world.So you might notice the myspace has actually been updated. That's right, we bothered to max out our uploads with 4 songs (which is all myspace allows u...
Posted by Collar-Popping Douchebags on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST