An enigma wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in mystery.
I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter.
My doppelganger.
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I hate music.
I need to return some video tapes.
Mr. Romance
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
R. Kelly