We are a Secret Society (SS) of semites who love our bagels! Our primary reason for existing is to step in as Interim ASB for La Quinta HS (Westminster) should the incumbent ASB fail to serve us faithfully. We also have a record of everybody who we feel is likely to become a suicide bomber's residence, should we feel thier house needs razing. We invested in the school's intercom system, and thusly control the media. we also have branches in Los Amigos, Huntington Beach, & Santa Ana HS.