Chris Brown tried to eat Rihanna |
Before the Grammys Chris Brown punched and bit Rihanna. Women, I don't care how rich the guy you like is, DON'T DATE CANNIBALS! He lost his endorsement of Doublemint gum for the incident. They shou...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 10:00:00 GMT |
I am resuming my comedy career |
Next week I am resuming my comedy career. I got a car that runs. You can see me at Juz Jokkin and in a couple months around the Chicago/Milwaukee area.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:53:00 GMT |
Campaign Fundraiser |
I am having a fundraiser to buy Barrack Obama's Senate seat. As your senator I will:
Legalize marijuana
legalize prostitution
legalize taking the tag off a mattress when it says do not remove un...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:24:00 GMT |
If the cops acted profesional |
If the cops acted professional:
they would only be rude if you were commiting a felony
they would give you a 5 minute warning before they bust into your home
they wouldn't try to find something to arr...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:24:00 GMT |
Look What’s Happened |
As some gamers may have noticed due to more people now playing video games who aren't much into them there are more casual games on the market targeted at people who don't take gaming seriously. ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:03:00 GMT |
Is this offensive? |
I had a complaint filed against me to the phone company for a message on my machine. To hear it send me a message on myspace and I'll give you my number. It seems like we lose our freedom ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:28:00 GMT |
Why I’m a little pissed off right now. |
You may have heard recently in the news about a woman who died in a New York Psych Ward while being left on the floor for an hour. I went through a similar experience when I was in Highland Park...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:21:00 GMT |
Woman dies after being ignored while on psych ward floor |
In Brooklyn a woman died recently while being ignored for an hour in a psych ward. In October 2006 while hyperventalating in a psych ward I was ignored for 5 hours. I am rereleasing a blog...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:30:00 GMT |
Woman dies after being ignored in psych ward |
In Brooklyn a 49 year old woman died while being ignored while being left on a psych ward floor for an hour. I had a similar experience of being ignored in a psych ward while hyperventilating.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:16:00 GMT |
Why I haven’t been performing lately |
Since I narrowly missed going back to the finals at this years' Highland Park Comedy Festival and haven't performed since some of you might be wondering why I haven't performed lately. No I am n...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 05:53:00 GMT |
