Road To Glory

ROAD TO GLORY
- A NEW PROJECT BROUGHT TO THE MASSES BY MUSICIANS FROM VARIOUS POPULAR NORTH-EAST METAL BANDS;
WATERHOUSE, HELLSWYCH, UNCLEDAD, SEVERED LEG OF JESUS, ATLANTIS AND ILLUMINATI.
OUR ETHIC FOR CREATIVITY COMES FROM MANY POPULAR ASPECTS THAT EXIST IN TODAYS EMERGING SUB-POST-HARDCORE SCENES THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.
WATCH OUT BRING ME THE FUCKING HORIZON THE RTG CONTRACT:
METAL UP YOUR ARSE, FRINGES AND TIGHT JEANS REQUIRED! ROAD TO GLORY AS A MUSIC GROUP, PROMOTION AND/OR ACT ARE IN NO WAY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF THE LIABILITIES WITHHELD BY ITS FANS, GROUPIES, SCENEKID COCKSUCKERS. ANY CASE OF AN IN FRINGE MENT ON THIS LIABILITY BY THE MEANS OF EXCESSIVE EMO BEHAVIOUR SUCH AS READING DIARIES IN PUBS, CRYING IN PUBLIC (INCLUDING ALL FORMS OF SELF HARM AND NOT EXCLUDING SUICIDE/ASSISTED DEATH CIRCUMSTANCES), AND ALSO FRINGES PROPORTIONALLY EQUIVOLENT TO THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CIRCUMPHRENCE AND RADIUS OF A LARGE GLOBE, WILL BE PUNISHED TO THE FULL EXTENT INCLUDING MANDATORY BEATDOWNS AT ANY TEMPO SPECIFIED AND SERVERE HARDCORE DANCING. ALL HARDCORE DANCING AND MOSH PIT ACTIVITY INCLUDING CIRCLE PITS, WALLS OF DEATH AND SCRUMS(C) SHALL BE REWARDED WITH A SPONTANEOUS BEATDOWN. ALL MUSIC AND/OR NOISE CREATED BY THE ROAD TO GLORY EXPERIENCE(C) SHALL CONTAIN NON OF THE FOLLOWING AMENETIES: MAJOR CHORDS AND ALL OTHER CHORDS NOT FEATURING A DIMINISHED NOTE, CLEAN GUITAR, SUPER-FUNK AND/OR POP, HIP HOP, BREAK BEAT AND URBAN RIDEMS. THE ROAD TO GLORY EXPERIENCE(C) IS ON ALL ACCOUNTS DISASSOCIATED WITH THE DISENFRANCHISED YOUTHS OF SUBURBAN AREAS. Road To Glory are definately a band to watch out for.
WE LOVE PLAYING SHOWS
TO BOOK - ROAD TO GLORY
MSG US ON MYSPACE
CMS REVIEW: Are you guys serious!? Cos you F***ing should be! I've seen bands 500 times worse than you, and they are deadly serious about the whole affair! You guys are taking the piss out of everything, from hardcore to kerrang viewers to enter shikari fans (so yourselves) and you pull it off. thats right... play that to the right crowd and you'll have yourselves a fan base. Do a tour or three and your the next myspace band. Not much else I can say really. F***ing love that music, had an absolute blast in the pit!