Hi my name is Dave and my hips don't lie. I currently live in Chadstone, which is a suburb of Melbourne. I'm a professional Illegal Immigrant, an occupation that admittedly is not for everyone, but it holds its own rewards. Another reason for a lack of professional Illegal Immigrants is that very few people want to pay others to illegally migrate into their countries. I can be shy around animals sometimes. My hobbies include doing things and stuff . To find out more about me, go ask those guys on my friends list because they know how I enjoy my sandwiches. I wouldn't ask the bands though, they're not very sociable!
Dave does not read porn mags, he just stares at the pictures
