Eating children, raping old men, and beating high school girls with a steel pipe.
Ventriloquists.
Abba, Wham! and Kenny Rogers. rock on.
That penguin movie. Several times daily.
Emiril. 24 hours a day on the food network, I watch him. I study his every move. every eyebrow twitch, every flick of the wrsit... and when the time is right, I'll get him. mark my words. I'll... well, I'm not sure what I'll do. hmm. shit. I hadn't thought about that. I mean, I don't wish the guy any harm. It's just I've spent so long studying his every move so that i would have the upper hand... well, I guess I never considered what i might want to do with that advantage. Eh, fuck it, I'll just kill Peter Jennings.
Reading confuses me. Flip books are ok, but sometimes the plots can get a little heavy. I mean come on man, its supposed to be enjoyable... not work! So pop up books are pretty cool. Now that I think about it, I really prefer to just sit in a dark room and watch 10 second soundbites. Ahh, comfort...
People who are super good at their jobs but never get any credit. Like the lady at the DMV - thats's a rough job. And people who remember jingles from tons of old commericals. And people that support the local music scene and seek out independant film. And the guy that drives the snow plow. And the school nurse.And if you can tell me where this is from (without typing it into google... you cheating scumbag), I'll buy you a beer.