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badger37

About Me

Matt doin his thing at Mr. West Genny

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Add to My Profile | More Videoshi my name is matt gerace, but you can call me badger, or dwig, or even tons o fun, i dont really care bout it, just as long as it is catchy call me whatever except late for dinner.i kik butt then i take names about it. i also like deliteful romps down to the gas station. i like girls but they always confuse me... but i find that sexy and im intrigued so i only like them more. go figure. sometimes people think im cool and then sometimes people think im annoying. i know for a fact though that i got mad skills and im pretty sick nasty. there arent enough O's in smooth to describe how smooth i am. im also a pirate , but in my spare time im a part time ninja. thats me on the left.instant message me at Jibo900 and just find out how cool a loser can be.
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My Interests

Badgers, mario, simpsons, tv, girls, sweatervests, and screens. i also like shiny things. head bopping tunes also atract my attention. i love overdosing on energrydrinks.. and i get high off of reeses puffs... IT is sooo sweet. i also like laughing at other peoples expenses.. it may be mean but lets face it .. we all do it.I also enjoy dancing like an idiot like moshing and two stepping. i also know the moon walk and do it nicley. i also like dance dance revo(im one of the best husky kids i know at it)I am worth $1,912,820 on HumanForSale.comI also enjoy snowboarding.. im not that good.. but look at me go!

I'd like to meet:

a life size badger, that or mario. if not mario i would settle for luigi. ohyeah also a girl whos willing to do me without a paper bag over my head.maybe you if you think your speshul. if your speshul we can talk about simpsons or the weather or movies or stuff youd liek to see blow up. sounds good... maybe i do wanna meet ya...

Music:

well in general i like a lot of stuff, pink flloyd, the who, zeplin, blind gaurdian, FALCONER, into eternity. i like a whole mess of stuff and a lot of it is really random. if its catchy i like it. TEAM KINSHIP AND THE SLEEPY CHARM WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE...
you are: the punch on; while not really a move, you
are a common scene in most mosh pits these
days. only overly-toughguys really dig you and
most people try to stay clear of you...

Which moshpit move are you?
brought to you by Quizilla Tenacious D is one of the coolest bands ever. black sabbath and iron maiden had sex 69 times and gave birth to them

Movies:

Monty python and the holy grail, any movies ive made, bond movies, peewees big adventure. the goonies, and southpark..bigger longer and uncut. kung pow enter the fist is great. so is lotr.beavis and butthead do america is like a movie about my life. i also like spiderman and spiderman 2. brings back memories from when i was a tot. ANIMAL HOUSE is how i want my college life to be like. basicaly i like a lot of movies

Television:

simpsons, family guy, simpsons, southpark, seinfeld, distraction, anything though in the long run
I am Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

Books:

the hobbit... lotr, umm cookbooks... yeah theyre just that good. the book about how to read. do calvin and hobbes and get fuzzy comics count as books? i dunno. the idiots guide to idicocracy was pretty good. dude wheres my car the book was way better then the movie.

Heroes:

Homer simpson.. an inspiration to me for laziness and everything i hope to acheive. oh yeah i gotta also give props to MADDOX. hes a pirate and like super smart and yells about everything. whenever someone tries to yell at them.. he finds there weakness and makesfun of them about it. GO MADDOX. look him up on the web. bond also kiks. he caues explosions, disposes of evil people, and gets a hot lookin girl in the sack at the end.

My Blog

Movie review thing.

So what is one supposed to do when all of his friends are busy?  RENT AN ASSLOAD OF MOVIES. Sounds good.  Over the course of two days i walked to movie gallery and picked up a ton so here is...
Posted by "mat"aphorically speaking © on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:37:00 PST

Last day of spring break

Well, the early morning of it sucked like from 1am-4am was pretty lame, i managed to fall asleep at like five though and i managed to stay in bed untill 1020.  I get up and work out as usual, wha...
Posted by "mat"aphorically speaking © on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:48:00 PST

40 things that only happen in movies

40 Things That Only Happen In The Movies Did you ever notice that certain things only happen in the movies, but never happen in real life? For example: 1. It is always possible to find a parking sp...
Posted by "mat"aphorically speaking © on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:53:00 PST

results of a personality test.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results http://similarminds.com/types/extraversion.html" target="_blank">Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53% http://similarminds.com/types/stability.html" target...
Posted by "mat"aphorically speaking © on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:27:00 PST

does becoming a senior mean becoming a wuss?

so basically i have reason to beleive yes... it does.  It hit me when i was looking at the senior shirts for this year.  Two really lame colors. White and boogery Green.  First of all w...
Posted by "mat"aphorically speaking © on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 09:23:00 PST

some things that plague my mind

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If love is blind, w...
Posted by "mat"aphorically speaking © on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:25:00 PST

a few simple rules for being a man

Manisms 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The mo...
Posted by "mat"aphorically speaking © on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST

at the mall 2!

so dugan and i were bored so we go to the mall.... at the mall all this stuff happened! like dugan got beaten up by two black guys.. and i managed to save his ass with a helpful tip (pure video game o...
Posted by "mat"aphorically speaking © on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:13:00 PST

st patricks day is lame

st patricks day a load of bull.it has lost all meaning. i dont care if your irish. la dee da. do yugoslavians have there own holiday? what? no? thats what i thought. whoop dee doo your irish. im ...
Posted by "mat"aphorically speaking © on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 03:13:00 PST

the hills have eyes

so this movie looks kinda weird.. about retards in the desert.. and i guess theyre canibals.. i read a review and i guess a dog dies.. and it shows the dog body later in the movie.. and somebody gets ...
Posted by "mat"aphorically speaking © on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:26:00 PST