I'd like to meet:
Shunsuke Nakamura, Hidetoshi Nakata, Ronaldinho, Pele, Ronaldo, Toti, Christiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney and Zico
Someone who can show me that they have the heart and courage to be the best at anything. That person will be my idol forever.
Also a team that can beat our DMR and 4x1600 team.DMR: Youki Terukina, Vincent Bui, Brendan Kaiwi and Jon Bartolazzi/Aaron Richardson
4x1600 OWN team: Jon Bartolazzi, Aaron Richardson, Brendan Kaiwi and Youki Terukina (record breakin team)
Records Broken: 1
More records TO BE BROKEN!!!!
Books:
A Series of Unfortunate Events(Torrance XC Saga) by Samuel Manphuckit.
Actors: Jim Carry as Samuel Barke, Jackie Chan as Kurt Ikeda, David Hasselhoff as Mathew White, Tom Cruise as Aaron Richardson, Chris Tucker as Youki Terukina and Lucy Liu as Brenda Kaing.Songs: "Stronger" by Kanye West aka song of despair
"One More Time" by Daft Punk aka song of salvation
"Crank That" by Soulja Boy Tell'Em aka theme music
It was another glorious day in the small town of Torrance California and today was the day the group called UNICEF ( A cool group composed of mostly the Torrance XC team that helps kids and people) was supposed to go to a 10k AIDS walk in Beverly Hills. The plan was for the group to gather in front of the school at 6:30 in the morning. Only 20 people came that day and in those 20 were the 6 people that will be caught in these events. A man named Samuel Barke who is a Torrance High Alumni, a Torrance high XC team assistant coach and a father of 2 kids. A young hoppa boy by the name of Aaron Richardson who is a Torrance High XC Varsity runner and son of Samuel. Sam's other son, Youki Terukina, another Torrance High XC varsity runner and a amateur dancer. An amatuer body builder and XC runner, Matthew white. Kurt Ikeda, a man of great intelligence and XC runner. Finally the sixth member and the one who had caused this tangle of events, Brenda Kang.
The 6 were at the front of the school on time when the first event had occured. Unknown to most, Matthew, Youki, Sam, and Brenda, with her friend, had stayed out that previous night and only had 1 hour of sleep. The 4 was exhausted and needed sleep but came to the school event anyway. They waited for the last 20th person to come but didnt and what felt like an eternity to the 6 was only 30 minutes. After a grueling half hour of waiting, the final person, Celine had finally arrived. Tired and weak the group made its way to Beverly Hills. During the trip, Samuel almost lost sight of Celine and had to recklessly drive to keep up with her. The people of Beverly treated Samuel's group like crap but they pushed through and got to the starting area. Brenda, unfortunately, was lost and ended up in Inglewood. Being mad, Brenda had decided to use her ninja skills to take the map from Samuel's car and switch it with a map that leads in circles. Right then Samuel was running after his car to set the alarm. Brenda heard this and had quickly dissapeared, while laughing maniacally. Meanwhile Samuel had caught up with Youki, Aaron, Matthew and Kurt to find food because of their great hunger so they decided to scavenge around for food and water. Luckily they had found Gatorade, fruit bars and bananas to supply them. Sadly the food was disgusting and the Gatorade wasn't quenching their thirst. Afterwards the 20 UNICEF members regrouped and had to withstand 1 hour of sensless and toturous talking(Singing) from the gay actors and actresses from lame TV shows no one has ever heard of. Finally after the last gay actor left the stage, the group started their arduous walk down the unforgiving path of Beverly shire. Beverly was showing the 6 its true self and it wasnt beautiful as the 6 had hoped. It was a gay and godless town of despair. During that walk, Aaron's drawstring bag had broken but one strap was intact so they moved on. The 6 of prophecy had reached the first checkpoint and was rewarded with power bars of the gods. The bars, unfortnately, was disgusting and poisoned young Aaron's stomach. The bars made Samuel almost throw up so he threw it into the trashcan of Oblivion.
The group of 20 had passed the checkpoint the strap, that was holding Aaron's bag together, had broken and made the bag fall apart. Feeling sad the young hoppa carried the bag through the perilous journey. The group had amde it to the second checkpoitnt and recieved cookies and juice. The gifts were good but nothing compared to the mystical land called "Pink's". This was a land where hot dogs were actually delicious and the group had decided to set camp there and make the journey later on. The journey had made the 6 tired but Aaron was the only person missing because he had stopped at the checkpoint to recieve more cookies and juice. He thought if he had sprinted with all his might he might catch up to his group so sprinted without thinking his predicament. The hoppa had gone past 4 blocks down when he had realized he was all alone. He used his cellular device to call his brother, Youki, who was enjoying his stay at the mythical land of Hot Dogs. The young hoppa's brother had told him he had gone to far and will have to fight through the other warriors who were headed toward the great balloon arc on their quest. Aaron finally made his way back and found this place of Hot Dogs and wonder. Once the hoppa had gotten his strength back they continued down their path to the great balloon arc. When the journey almost seemed to look like it was going to end, Youki had stepped in some sort of pink goo that stuck on the ground and served as a adhesive trap. Disappointed and upset, he pushed on to the finish. The group had finally made the great balloon arc of fortune to end their long journey. The 20 had a quick celebration and went to their mystical, gas powered machines to go home to their little town of Torrance. Kurt, the genius, had a choice to leave with Celine or with Samuel and decided to leave with Samuel. This choice was something he soon regreted. The 6 who remained, Samuel, Aaron, Matthew, Youki, Kurt and Brenda, made their journey to their machine. They made a quck detour so Matthew, the strong, can use the bathroom of the ancients. This detour only made them take the staircase of 3A to Samuel's machine. Once they had made it to the top, Samuel was supposed to take Brenda, the dark, to her machine. Not realizing what Brenda had done, Samuel took Brenda to her machine holding building. When she was out of range from Samuel to see her, Brenda had turned around and made a V sign ang licked in between them as a sign of victory. She made the group of 5 roam aimlessly around the area until she had called them. She had purposely not called them in order to spring her trap on time. The plan was a success and made she had made her escape in her machine. Once she called and told him she didn't need a ride,it was time the 5 made their way back to Torranceshire. Suddenly the flow of traffic beacme very heavy, the sun had become very unbearable with its emense heat and gas from the power bars became unstable and escaped from their backsides almost all the time. The 5 tried to figure out how to escape Beverly Hills but it seemed impossible with the map they had recieved from Brenda. The 5 followed the map the first time and it led them in a complete circle around the great mall of Beverly shire. Samuel snapped and said "What the fuck man!!!!," while Youki, the dancer, said "Well DAMN!!"
The group tried following the map once more and eneded up at the great mall once more. The gas in the great machine of travel had become almost unbearable but the 5 tried following the map in reverse. Once again it led them to the great mall. This made Samuel go crazy with anger, anguish and confusion. The only thing the group had recognized was the path named El Camino. This made Samuel remember he had to go to the education hall of college tomorrow making him say "GODDAMMIT!!!" The wondered around for 1 hour until they had given up and called Brenda for advice. Samuel tried calling her but all at once his device ran out of power and died while still on the line with her. Aaron the hoppa tried to call her but his battery was also on the verge of dying. Kurt, the genius, had luckily got his device and texted her for advice. She had told them another set of instructions that made them go back to the area where they had started. The group realized that the roads they had passed earlier in the car lead them down the road they desired. But the 6 of prophecy sooned realized it WENT BACK TO THE FUCKING MALL!!!!!!!!!!! The group had to stop to stretch because of the great stress. Sadly, when they had returned from their stretches, Samuel started going with his communication device above his great machine and made his device fall on the ground of traffic. Startled by the noise the group stopped in a customers parking area to see what had happened. Samuels searched for his device of communication but couldn't find it. He then suddenly sprinted out of the machine to get his device. Meanwhile, the 4 decided to go to restrooms and try to figure out what had happened. Out of nowhere the wind suddenly picked up and tried to carry away the map of navigation into the air. Youki saved the map in time so they were safe. On the otehrside of the area, Samuel was sprinting after accented robber. He only had one shot at getting him and he was correct. He had successfully read their next move. This gave him the chance to catch them. When he had caught up, the children of the robber had ripped the device into 3 pieces. The older child had his SIM Card while the little one was chewing on the string where the jeweled scorpion was. Samuel quickly gathered it and put it together, then spritned back to his kids and friends.
The group was running around the area for a rest area but no luck. When Samuel, the great, returned they reassesed their situation and moved on. This time they called Brenda one more time to see which direction they had to go to since the map of navigation wasn't helping at all. She told them to go up Wilshire in the other direction. This advice was actually correct and they made their way towards salvation. The group decided to stop at a fueling station to recooperate their losses. Aaron, the hoppa, ran to the restrooms of purity to get rid of his stomachache. He had made it just in time while the others waited for the young hoppa to come out. While Aaron was in the resting area, Samuel thought it would be a good idea to call Brenda and tell her to call Samuel's date for dance of homecoming, Jessica Moon, and tell her he'll give her her cellphone. When Brenda did call though, Samuel the wise didnt think his plan through and Brenda called Jessica Moon's cellphone which he had! Samuel felt foolish and told Brenda he has the cellphone and hit the red button of disconnection. The food and water had replenished the men with strength and more gas so they can fart some more. Stupidly Youki had left the window of transparency open for anyone to sneek in and steal the car. Luckily no one had done this so they were actually lucky this time. The group traveled north to see if Brenda's advice was actually correct. "If worse comes to worse," said Sam, the wise said, "We will drive toward the sun and toward the coast and ride PCH outta here!!!!". The song of despair kept rattling through their minds as they traveled what seemed like an eternity to the sacred way of the free. When all hope seemed lost, the travelers saw the way of the free, a women in really short shorts came riding outta no where and the song of salvation played at the same time. The 5 rejoiced and turned up the stereo in the machine and the rich bastards of Beverly shire watched on as the 5 danced like idiots inside the great machine. Once they got on the road of the free(freeway in your words), they went down the path while the 5 kept farting on the way. Once they had thought it was all over, the 5 reached the Torrance of old and it blocked off by wut seemed like a circus of travel. Youki, of dance and merriment, said "And the freakin Saga continues," then moved on. The day was ending and the sun was setting in a beautiful red haze. When Mattew the strong was leaving, Aaron said "Man I'm kinda said thats this is over...."Even though the 5 had gone through every kind of bad scenario they had pulled through in the end and thwarted Brenda's plot to kill all of them. The 5 went back to their homes in Torrance shire and even though they had had their diffeneces, the 5 of prophecy made it home.
The End.
This Story is ENTIRELY the true story of what had happened in Beverly hills to Sam Barke, Youki Terukina, Aaron Richardson, Kurt Ikeda and Matthew White on the day of 10/21/07. This story is not to be reproduced in any way, shape or form. If done so Matt White will come to your house to kill you.
