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~MY CHARACTER BIO~
Name: Kc James Elliott
Age: 21
Height: 6.2 ft
Weight: 185 lbs
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown
Occupations: Video Editor/Firefighter
Personality: Optimistically Pessimistic
Hobbies: Reading/Film/Writing/Guitar/Painting/Weed
Religion: Anti-theist
Political party: Libertarian
Vices: Alcohol/Cigarettes
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MY FAVORITE QUOTES
Charles Bukowski ~ "An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way."
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Bill Hicks ~ "People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to."
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Oscar Wilde ~ "One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation."
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Christopher McQuarrie ~ "There's always free cheese in a mouse trap."
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Sir Winston Churchill ~ "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
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Jimmy Cagney ~ "You'll slap me? If you slap me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize!"
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Chuck Palahniuk ~ "When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out all the little details you'd never stare long enough to get if she'd ever just return your gaze, this, this is your revenge.."
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Chuck Palahniuk ~ "Stickin feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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Thomas Paine ~ "The Christian religion is a parody on the worship of the sun, in which they put a man called Christ in the place of the sun, and pay him the adoration originally payed to the sun."
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Woody Allen ~ "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government."
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Woody Allen ~ "I'm very proud of my gold watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
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Gerald Massey ~ "They must find it difficult... those who have taken authority as truth, rather than truth as authority.â€
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George Carlin ~ "When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!"