YOU!!! Will you be my new special friend? Gee, I sure hope so. That would be swell. Wow! I feel like we really have something in common, you and I. Can you feel it too? You are a very special person. I think I love you. Can I come over tonight? I'll bring you something. Something nice, too. Really. Not just something I made out of my hair. But something really, really good. Should I just show up? I can, you know. I know where you live. I really like your place, too. I sneak inside when you are at work and touch your things. I'd like to live there with you. You and me. Together! Just us! I'll bring Stratego when I come over! We can play Stratego together. I love Stratego! I'm the king of Stratego! I bet you won't beat me at Stratego! Wow! You are the bestest friend I've ever had! Really! I mean it. I really do. Sadclown5 loves YOU!