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The Shoe Assassin

I puts my mojo in your no no box.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

There are not too many open minded people in this world. So if you're one of them, I'll probably dig you.

Music:

Yeah baby, stick it in my ear....

Movies:

Good times.

Television:

Internet Television

Books:

Even better times.

Heroes:

These guys.

My Blog

Yo mama.

Thats right.   I just wasted 30 seconds of your time.   (What's pathetic is that I was so bored that I took the time to do this.)
Posted by The Shoe Assassin on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:32:00 PST

People

People.Its a peculiar thing, people.So many of them care all too much about their image, or money, or being seen in the scene, that they can never just let go and be themselves.Alcohol and/or drugs ha...
Posted by The Shoe Assassin on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

2 Much On My Mind

Tonight is another one of those nights where I cannot sleep.  But this time its because I can't stop reminiscing about some people and things in the past.  How I wonder and somewhat wish tha...
Posted by The Shoe Assassin on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:38:00 PST

I got your back Eddy Roush.

 I realized something funny about myself last night as I was having a beer with my dad... While we were sitting back relaxing, the movie "Eight Men Out" came on the ol' boob tube.  This movi...
Posted by The Shoe Assassin on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:05:00 PST

Dumb

I hate e-mails like this, I get about 30 a day with this same exact message... "H3Y BABE !!!...Cool myspace u got there.. was just browsing people who live near me and found ya..... Feel free to add m...
Posted by The Shoe Assassin on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:48:00 PST

Wow

I love water. It wets my gullet.
Posted by The Shoe Assassin on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST

Hell Week

Yea... I have like, eh, say between 7 to 12 papers due this week... no exaggeration. It's a bitch. All I can think about is Friday. Women. And beer. But by then I will be drinking whiskey for sure. ....
Posted by The Shoe Assassin on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:40:00 PST

I stumbled upon this...

This is probably not 100% correct cause its wiki, but it is more or less what the various doctors told me.  Mine was along the lines of types III, IV, V and VI.  Probably more...
Posted by The Shoe Assassin on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:38:00 PST

2007 can suck my dick.

Yeah, I know... it's only been 25 days.  I don't even really believe in years, and I certainly do not believe in those stupid "new years resolutions." But for real.  2007 can suck a fat cock...
Posted by The Shoe Assassin on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

This blog is BALLS deep!

Blogs are lame.  But, "It doesn't mean that much to me to mean that much to you."  Yeah, I stole that line...  so fuck off. Ya know, my biggest beef with life is jumping throu...
Posted by The Shoe Assassin on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST