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FICK DICH [Hawk] [DB][CBK]

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

About Me


Don't Ever Be Someone's Slogan Because You Are Poetry.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"Laughter is the soul saying, 'Ain't that the truth?'"
Hullo, I am totally random :3
Oi! I go by the name of Jesee .
Sarcastic is my game.I have an obsession with peaches. I think they are pretty. My favourite season would have to be autumn. I love how the leaves change color and the trees go bald. It's just a reminder that winter's on it's way! I don't really fancy the heat...
I mostly think a lot in my spare time, other than reading or writing which is my passion. I am an aspiring novelist and hope to one day finish my book. I am slowly starting to become a veggitarian. For me, it's not really about animal cruelty, although I know I definitely would not like to be killed so someone could eat me, I just see it as a means to stay healthy and get rid of disease while I'm at it. I look at things with a simple mind, or at least I try to. I consider myself to be carefree. I love to dance and sing with my friends especially to movies like DRC. hmhm. I am really random and I am weird. I don't like to follow and I don't really like to lead unless I have to. I hate working in groups. I'm independent. I could say that I am very trusting but the matter is that I just don't care what happens in life. I have far greater things to anticipate. I have goals that I have to acomplish. I am a rebel. I defy logic by all means. And sometimes, you don't have to be smart to do it :3. I am afraid of feet and the colour yellow. I don't know why. Feet are deformed hands on your legs. Ick. I am a pretty blunt person. I tell lots of stories and because I have ADHD I get easily distracted and I forget what I'm saying so my friends will usually just look at me and pretend they heard everything I've said. I don't like liars and yet I'm filled in a world with stupid and ignorant people who think lying is the way to go. It's not. I use the word hate a lot out of habbit, but I hardly hate anything.
My favorite colour is purple. Funny thing...when I was a little lass, I was getting my ears pierced for the second time since I was a baby and I saw this little box that had little diamons with your birth color and whatnot. Mine happened to be Febuary and I saw that the colour was !! Ever since then I believed that whatever month you were born in, that would be your favorite color. Do you know what I mean? Like your birthstones? Yeh. I have an actual penguin named Filipe and he has a little blue back pack. I can't take care of him so my nana takes care of him for me and I see him every summer when I can-it's been crazy these past years so I haven't seen him since...2003?
I watch porn!!
Ah yes, I do indeed watch porn, and if you don't like it, well then this is where we stop. You can either overlook this and carry on, or be a jackarse and leave :3: I don't see what's so bad about porn really. I don't get off of it if you're wondering. I just like watching for the same reason you spy on your neighbors. Thrill.
I believe in gay marriage and I support gay people one hundered percent. Officially in my mind I'm straight, but that doesn't mean that if a bird catches my attention I won't see to it she knows...or that something should happen in the bathroom stall. Jk.
I am a mutt. I am Mexican, Tican, Black, Egyptian, Spanish/Engl. and I'm damn proud. I don't bother wasting my time with arrogant pricks or ignorant people. I actually feel sorry for them.
Why does everyone listen to screamo now? Listened to bit of BMTH and went from there. But now i'm seeing thirteen to fourteen year olds blasting screamo from there phones?! and I always thought that was a chav thing to do? lol I've had reports its happening at my old secondary school...haha PIPPA! and all the emo wannabees It..'s like a thousand wooden hookers went up my anus
"Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs and germs are hated, so kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated."
-Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having
-I drink therefore I am
-I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra
-Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
-You can get all A's and still flunk life.
the earth is movingand I'm not on crack.
Home of John Locke! He is my mentor.

My Interests

I love me mates.

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd;
"Above all, remember that the most important thing you can take anywhere is not a Gucci bag or French-cut jeans; its an open mind"

Movies:

. I love this man.

Television:

"Whenever I drink champagne I either laugh or cry... I get so emotional! I love champagne."-Tina Turner
"A friend is someone who will walk the long way when you don't want to hop the fence."-for gaby
"If you like someone, tell him, because you might found out that they like you too."
"A silent hug means a thousands words to the unhappy heart."

Books:


Heroes:


Pooty Tang
the best things in life
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

My Blog

Friendship

Do you remember that first time we met in kindergarten? I sat crouched down looking up at all the other kids befriending one another. Well, almost all. Sitting on the dark rubber on the ground, kids a...
Posted by FICK DICH [Hawk] [DB][CBK] on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:52:00 PST

lemons ii

It had been a week since that occurring bedroom scene, and here I sat, on the corner of Mayhem St. and Fourth waiting for my two best girlfriends to gather for our usual hang out day. Since I was the...
Posted by FICK DICH [Hawk] [DB][CBK] on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:39:00 PST

Lemons

             Everyday I wake up with this empty feeling of self proclaimed nothingness, a sense of deep pity and I vaguely remember why I was so h...
Posted by FICK DICH [Hawk] [DB][CBK] on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:22:00 PST

Orange Bowl

I remember when I was a little kid, I would wake up with a huge grin plastered on my pale features and hastily get up from my bed while running downstairs out to my front yard to play with the huge pi...
Posted by FICK DICH [Hawk] [DB][CBK] on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:51:00 PST

Lectures and Notes

You know what I've always wanted?..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> A nice guy, for once someone who's actually interested in what I have to say and actually has...
Posted by FICK DICH [Hawk] [DB][CBK] on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:49:00 PST

Thursday

A long, long time ago, I learned what pain was.A long, long time ago, I learned that sometimes people never come back.I also learned that it wasn't just me and my mom anymore.After tossing a white ros...
Posted by FICK DICH [Hawk] [DB][CBK] on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:42:00 PST

Time to do the dirty work and make dad go bald with a flying turkey up his ass

Ah, summers graces us with its presence once more. It's here and it feels damn good. No more teachers droning on about lectures we care not about and no more ignorant prats or should I say fellow peer...
Posted by FICK DICH [Hawk] [DB][CBK] on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:42:00 PST

How Soon Is Too Soon?

Every time I come on here, I feel this wave of relaxation, and tranquility wash over me. And some good music really does come a long way. So I've been thinking- and I've been doing that a lot lately, ...
Posted by FICK DICH [Hawk] [DB][CBK] on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:35:00 PST

Why Cyn Is my Blood

Who else do I run to when i feel that no one understands me? I make my life complicated at times, and she is there for me i know that. She makes me feel happy and she knows how to consol a broken spir...
Posted by FICK DICH [Hawk] [DB][CBK] on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:01:00 PST

Why Cyn Is my Blood

Who else do I run to when i feel that no one understands me? I make my life complicated at times, and she is there for me i know that. She makes me feel happy and she knows how to consol a broken spir...
Posted by FICK DICH [Hawk] [DB][CBK] on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST