I’ve got a plan |
Here’s the plan:We can flee by bathysphere to Dr. Proctor’s underwater lair. From there, we’ll ride to the surface on the backs of unicorn seahorses raised in the doctor’s lab...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:58:00 GMT |
apropos the opposable thumb |
At the zoo I passed the lion cage, but saw no lion inside. Walking on around the building, I saw the lion in a small enclosure: a lioness, ears flattened, tail twitching, enduring the bath that a zo...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 23:04:00 GMT |
small wants |
On side of building next to Half-Price Books on N Lamar Blvd, a sign:"SMALL TENANTS WANTED"I guess they must have low ceilings.
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 17:34:00 GMT |
from the Dept of the Stultifyingly Obvious |
Upon reading the following, I suffered something akin to brainfreeze:'Food or drink supplied on or from any premises is "hot" for the purposes of this Schedule if the food or drink, or any part of it,...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 17:07:00 GMT |
Confessions of a Fun-Hater |
When I think of how many hours the workers of the world have wasted in indolence, of all the effort thrown into pleasure-seeking and the daydreaming of the foolish, numbers do circles in my head. Pro...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 21:45:00 GMT |
Let's go Wayback! |
So the Wayback Machine is up and running again. It's a great tool for looking up older versions of webpages that have changed, like the brilliance that was the Suck.com blog back in the day. I'm ecs...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:20:00 GMT |
Hairy Scary and the Two Bald Men |
In Chicago last week, Sadie Hawkins Day was celebrated with a bicycle race, which featured shiny objects.Sadie Hawkins Day, a sort of anti-Atalanta ceremony, is usually an occasion for yet more awkwar...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:15:00 GMT |
full of grace |
There is a punk rock bar in Des Moines, Hairy Mary's. There are bands: Hairy Back Mary, Vicious Hairy Mary. Hairy Mary's vintage store is in Manhattan, and Hairy Mary's Accesories for Gracious Livi...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:42:00 GMT |
antidisestablishmentarianism |
One of the primary benefits of being a semi-literate philistine hick is that there are always shiny new wonders waiting to be found, out just beyond the horizon. Things like indoor plumbing, pavement...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 14:05:00 GMT |
on the bus |
"When I got on the bus I didn't see any Artists, so I wasn't really sure whether I was on the right bus or not." -Spalding Gray, Swimming to CambodiaOn the bus, I looked up just in time to see a man ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:46:00 GMT |
