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About Me

Music is my lifeblood.
I have been playing for most of my life.
I've seen most of America from behind a drumset.
I'm happiest on tour.
Playing keeps me from killing people.
I work at the Webster Theater in Hartford.
I run the sound.
I can make your band sound great.
I can also make you sound horrible, so don't piss me off.
I'm also the production manager.
I am NOT the booking agent, however, so don't ask me to book your band.
You'll just irritate me, and you still won't get a show.
I'm cynical.
I'm bitter.
"Fuck" is my favorite word in the entire english language.
I'm too sarcastic for your own good.
I'll fix anything with duct tape and a hammer.
Anything.
I'm addicted to tattoos.
Needles piercing my flesh excites me.
I like pain.
I'm a fucking deviant freak, and i make no excuses about it.
My girl is way hotter than yours.
She is also a fucking deviant freak.
If you knew what we do in bed, you'd have nightmares for months.
I'm fucking impatient.
I don't sleep enough.
I smoke waaay too much.
I'm kind of anti-social.
I'm an asshole, but I'm very good at it.
I'm so much better than you that it hurts.
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My Interests

loud music
driving way too fast
inciting riots
perfecting the art of misanthropy
proving to religious nut jobs that they're nuts
generaly being better than you.

I'd like to meet:

myself, so i can tell me what a stunningly good looking, amazingly cool person i am

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Music:

machine head, cradle of filth, lamb of god, killswitch engage, 1349, carcass, dimmu borgir, only living witness, naglfar, kilgore, corrosion of conformity, stompbox, arch enemy, death, morbid angel, cynic, gordian knot, meshuggah, nonpoint, spineshank, emperor, mayhem, satyricon, the exploited, sepultura, strapping young lad, trivium, devildriver, ministry, the misfits, slipknot, five finger death punch, mudvayne, dillinger escape plan, rotting christ, dethklok, children of bodom, nevermore, life of agony, snot, testament, chimiara, overkill, gwar, tool, there's a fuckload more but i hate typing.

Movies:

Fight Club. Fear & Loathing. Saw trilogy. House of 1000 Corpses. Friday the 13th. This is Spinal Tap. SLC Punk. Sid & Nancy. gorey stuff.

Television:

Adult Swim, Nip/Tuck, the Simpsons, Twilight Zone, bad late night t.v., Law and Order: SVU

Books:

Nietzsche, Douglas Adams, 'Lords of Chaos', Franz Kafka, Kurt Vonnegut, Anton LaVey, Henry Rollins, Hunter S. Thompson, Dalton Trumbo, 'The Heroin Diaries', William Burroughs, Stephen King's 'Dark Tower', other obscure things you've never heard of.....

Heroes:

Tyler Durdenand Donald Campbell. After making a 297 mph pass while attempting to be the first to hit 300mph on water, he did not stop to refuel and wait for his wake to settle. He turned around and gunned it. This is what happened:
I can only hope that I die with that kind of intensity and purity.

My Blog

desk job

so they gave me a desk......since i'm now the production manager and stage manager at the webster. in addition to being the head audio engineer. now if i can only figure out how to cram 7 or 8 more ho...
Posted by J. on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:01:00 PST

on the road.......again.....

yep. i moved out of my house. i should be in my own apartment by week’s end. but this proved many things to me about people i though i could rely on. to those people: fuck off and die. i hope yo...
Posted by J. on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:39:00 PST

FUCK

The greatest word in the entire english language. it is so powerful that it's bleeped out on radio, t.v., billboards......and it's just another sound. so much magic in the word FUCK, just by it's soun...
Posted by J. on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:54:00 PST

population control

so i'm getting old and all my friends are getting married and having kids......which brings me to my point: anyone can have kids. ANYONE. some people shouldn't be allowed to. LOTS of people shouldn't ...
Posted by J. on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:02:00 PST

denythefallout back in the studio!!

yep. you read that right. last night i laid down drum tracks for 10 of the songs. wanna know which songs we're recording? you'll have to wait for the album to come out. deadbird recordings is an ...
Posted by J. on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:49:00 PST

updated denythefallout tour rider part II

this is my personal rider: if all required materials are not present, there will be NO show Five (5) amputee strippers wearing clothes made from pork products and only pork products One (1) saucepan f...
Posted by J. on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:42:00 PST

new denythefallout tour rider

my guitarist just e-mailed me this. this is only his personal rider. i'm still working on mine. Dressing Room CateringSix (6) Roller Derby Girls clad in alternating lace/edible panties each holding On...
Posted by J. on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:56:00 PST

on a rare serious note.....

i saw something on t.v. tonight that genuinely bothered me. i know that reality t.v. and the oportunity to watch other people's misery is the new 'in' thing, but what i saw tonight took it too far. 'c...
Posted by J. on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:21:00 PST

resolutions.....why not?

every year i make these and proceed to promptly break them. so i decided to make some that i think i can keep. this year i will: make fun of emo kids rant on and on about bands that suck drink like it...
Posted by J. on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:37:00 PST

not a rant

yeah, so, this is not a rant. i am not bitching nor complaining about anything. i'm actually really happy. i found the most wonderful woman in the entire world. she's beautiful. she's brilliant. she's...
Posted by J. on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:57:00 PST