FRIENDS,ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN, LEND ME YOUR EYES!!! |
this is a landmark step in my endeavor as a writer. i had always been a huge fan of Sir Athour Conan Doyle, and his Sherlock Holmes character. so in the fall of 2003 i penned this lit...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:12:00 GMT |
I CANT DRIVE 55 |
recently, on one of my bi-monthly walks to the autoparts store, i realized that maybe the time with my beloved car "BRANGELINA" was running out. while rummaging through the bargain bin my mind drifted...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:17:00 GMT |
a fucking religious experience |
earlier this week i made a gentleman's wager with a long time friend. the bet consisted mostly of slight of hand and an enduring gag reflex. after hours of time trials i declared myself the winner. bu...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:24:00 GMT |
tonys coming, look busy |
hello faithful reader. it seems i'm back from the dead. and just in time for Halloween. alot has happened in my absence. i spent three weeks in a whirl wind romance with a local celebrity .i won't men...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:25:00 GMT |
you should be ashamed of yourself !!! |
so september came and went.
and as the lonley days turned into silent nights i soon realized that no one was going to respond to my post.
as some of my regular readers know ,some time ago ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 00:27:00 GMT |
my heart was taken hostage! |
on one of my frequent trips out of the country i found myself taken hostage by rebel forces.
it was tough at first, i didn't even have my own room.
and privacy, well forget about it. hell, the toile...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:30:00 GMT |
it's time to pull your weight! |
it has come to my attention that writing these blogs have turned out to be more time consuming then expected.
with that in mind i'm holding a "contest".
for the rest of this month i will be taking '...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 16:26:00 GMT |
as much as i hate to admit it...katie was right. |
on one of my recent trips to Katies blog i came across a delightful little ditty describing the timeless dance between a man and a woman. having completely taken it in i decided to correct a few ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:03:00 GMT |
pope secret pt.3 |
the next morning was unpleasent to say the least.
we awoke to discover that one of our brothers had choked on his own vomit during the night. well ,we really didn't get to sleep until the sun came up...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:51:00 GMT |
pope secret pt.2 |
the second day of my assingment started with a hearty breakfast consisting of eggs, bacon, sausage, cereal, juice, waffles, pancakes, bagels, hashbrowns and light butter. all rolled up into a flo...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 00:13:00 GMT |
