Where does the number 42 come from? What does it mean? Why is there duct tape when ducks couldn't care less. If a tree falls in the forest will Al Gore be the only one who hears it? If a tree falls in the forest on an OU fan will anybody hear them say Texas sucks? Why couldn't Obama be a conservative? Who will conserve the conservative if the rain falls mainly on McCain? Why doesn't Hillary ever wear a blue dress? Why didn't somebody tell him that the very word Huckabee makes people laugh? Why do they call the show Hardball when the host looks so mushy? Who cares if she got out of the hospital... now she'll just make more records and have more money to act stupid with. If Oprah ran for president would she lose weight from all the exercise? Where did Rosie go? Think she enjoys the view? Do you think when the writers come back people will stop watching TV just for the pretty pictures? Would Romney be more exciting if he would just have some caffeine? How long will it be until I don't hear the word Aruba ten times a day. HuckaRUBA... now there's a name worth electing. Have you ever gone to vote and just started yelling and screaming that there were no levers to pull? The cops were pretty nice once I was in the back seat... that is until I started yelling, "Next I'm going to Disney World!"
Visit me soon. I'm in cell 42, but I'm sure it's no coincidence.
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