Lindsey - ProfilesArchive

About Me

www.livejournal.com/users/redstripe My "BLOG". Everyone has a faggoty blog. Mine's mostly just where I post the excessive pictures I take of absolutely everything. But I've had it since before people called them blogs, at least.

I dropped out of high school. Now I'm in law school. There's a gap in this story, but that's the basic idea.

Vegan of ten years.

I spend an hour and a half at the gym each day. Then I smoke a pack of Camel Wides.

I don't sleep enough.

People seem to think I'm e-pretentious. In real life, I have about as much pretension and couth as a 45 year old steel mill worker with hemorrhoids, a bitch ex-wife, and a drinking problem...so suck my dick.

Location-wise, my life has been from here:

to here:

to here: .

then here: .

and here:

now here:

I don't know why anyone bothers writing anything substantive on their myspace, especially girls; the vast majority of dipshits looking at this will, at some point, ask me if I want to go get a steak dinner with them.

My Interests

Mostly, taking shitty pictures in sketchy countries by myself:

RepÃºblica Dominicana

Jamaica

Haiti

Working out, movies, shows, COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

When people in New York think of Florida, they usually imagine:
.

However, I'm from:

Jealous?

I'd like to meet:

(I was in an elevator with him once, though. And he's from my hometown.)

Music:

mobb deep, wutang, american analog set, aesop rock, cannibal ox, deep puddle dynamics, company flow, lost boyz, my life with the thrill kill kult, a tribe called quest, front 242, stevie ray vaughan, pavement, el-p, a tribe called quest, stephen malkmus, morbid angel, mary timony, helium, mineral, codeine, hypocrisy, fischerspooner, steelpole bathtub, cephalic carnage, dandy warhols, the specials, beck, t.i., dipset, dirty, rick ross, biggie, belle & sebastian, neutral milk hotel, sebadoh, nile, john zorn, kmfdm, juliana hatfield, sleater-kinney, edan, lynn morris, eyehategod, napalm death, atmosphere, wumpscut, jedi mind tricks, rj2d...you know, more.

Movies:

abel ferrara, after innocence, almodovar, american movie, amores perros, anatomy of a murder, barton fink, biggie and tupac, box of moonlight, brick, buena vista social club, cannibal! the musical, capturing the friedmans, christopher guest, crumb, dark days, enron: the smartest guys in the room, errol morris, freeway 2, gates of heaven, girlhood, good night and good luck, gummo, gunner palace, guy ritchie, harmony korine, jim jarmusch, joel and ethan coen, john lurie, john pierson, john sayles, john turturro, man bites dog, manny and lo, matthew bright, metropolis, mike white, mindwalk, nick broomfield, richard linklater, sam rockwell, samuel fuller, schizopolis, spike lee, the squid and the whale, stephen frears, steven soderbergh, rize, sunshine state, sweet sweetback's baadasssss song, tarnation, ted demme, the big lebowski, the impostors, the thin blue line, todd solondz, waking life, walter kirn, werner herzog, wes anderson, why we fight, wim wenders, zero day

Television:

Weeds.

Books:

A Widow for One Year is my favorite. Vonnegut's cool, too. When I read something not school-related (like this case where these funeral directors kept a guy in their freezer for longer than they should have, and weren't able to adequately thaw him before the closed-casket wake, so they hacked off his arms so he would fit in his coffin, and his widow decided she HAD to see her late husband one last time and opened the coffin...come on, you know you want to laugh. I did.), it's usually something current event-ish and sensational, like this:

or this: , so that I can become righteously incensed and do absolutely nothing about it. It's sweet.

But I don't read much. I didn't before law school, either.

Heroes:

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