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Stephanie

if love is a labor ill slave til the end

About Me

Hey! My name is STEPHANIE! If you hate me, then you don't know me. Im pointless...really...nothing about me makes sense, so dont try to make sense of anything i say or do. I hate it when i try to get the last few sips out of a frozen drink/slushie and i have the cup turned all the way upside down over my mouth but for sum reason its just stuck on the side of the cup, and its not moving...and im lookin at it, and its lookin at me, and im lookin at it, and its lookin at me..and the war is on..so i get the idea to start breathing OUT of my mouth really hard to produce warm air to maybe melt it? so all i can hear is the "hahhhhhhhhhhh" noise projecting out of my mouth, and then, when it starts to slowly move down the cup and i think ive won, it jumps off of the side of the cup to show me who's boss all over my nose/lips/eyes/forehead..(its a six inch wide cup..get the image)...dont you hate that? psh, anyways...i love stand up comedy...i was once in a band called "I Got Hit! By A Rock? and I'm Bleeding?" be sure not to leave them puncuation marks out, or we'll get offended...we are real touchy about stuff like that...maybe not..we only had one band practice...it was on a quarter pipe...i have ADD...and short term memory loss..im probably the most sarcastic person youll ever know..and i make fun of people a lot..but it's just to belittle them so that i wont feel like a failure! ha! kidding! thats about it...be my friend!
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i like to invest all of my money into the "save the whales foundation" so that i feel like im a part of something!....hmm..maybe not...im a broke joke yo...

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Music:

EVERY THING COUNTRY....JOHN MAYER, CAT STEVENS, Ben Kweller, Ben Folds, Sublime, Hootie and the Blowfish, Styx, Guns and Roses, Juliana Theory, Don't Look Down, Further Seems Forever, H2O, Mad Caddies, Mest, Monster Magnet, No Warning, Phantom Planet, Finch, Goldfinger, Dave Matthews, Something Corporate, H.I.M., Breaking Benjamin, Godsmack, Blink 182, Nirvana, Story of the Year, The Strokes, Taking Back Sunday, The Starting Line, The Exit, Motley Crue, Muse, Stabbing Westward, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, The White Stripes, System of a Down, Drowning Pool, Disturbed, Metallica, Shinedown, Three Days Grace, Velvet Revolver, Chevelle, Earshot, Bush, Seven Mary Three, Disciple, Thousand Foot Krutch, Dashboard Confessionals, Dave Matthews Band, Vendetta Red, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nappy Roots, Brian McKnight, Alicia Keys, Norah Jones, David Allen Coe, Hank Williams, Lynard Skynard, Uwritten Law, Dynamite Hack, Live, Lil Wyte, Alison Krauss, Sarah McLachlan, Cat Stevens, Sister Hazel, Mike Jones, Jimmy Buffet, Atticus, The Ataris, All-American Rejects, Adema, Saves the Day, Twista, Sum41, Rehab, AudioSlave, Simple Plan, The Darkness, AC DC, Trapt, Sex Pistols, New Found Glory, Area 51, A Perfect Circle, and Less Than Jake.

Movies:

Without a Paddle, Talladega Nights, Dazed and Confused, Half Baked, Can't Hardly Wait, Billy Madison, Dude Wheres Your Car, and Orange County.

Television:

Seinfield, Roseanne, Boy Meets World, and Fresh Prince of Bel Air...all the old stuff...Stand Up comedy is a must..I stay home sum nights on friday night to watch Friday Night Stand Up on comedy central! woot!

Books:

The Bible, Romeo and Juliet, The Outsiders, A Separate Peace, Great Expectations

Heroes:

God, Cat Woman, Jimmy Neutron, and....tinkerbell? what...?

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Hmm...my love life?

I wrote this a few months ago...:( Final Package Ever since I have been twelve years old, I have been obsessively boy crazy to the point that it drives my dad wild. My first kiss was in the fourth gr...
Posted by Stephanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beloved Micheal

Eight wounds from sixteen years of life scar me and remind me everyday of my losses and my battles in life. If seven wounds are feeling great for a day, one wound is crying desperately for me to nouri...
Posted by Stephanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST