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Heather

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About Me

I'm just a girl, lucky me...Tweedle-dum there's no comparison. I'm an ad-agency non-agency-type art director hooked to a computer all day with a penchant for singing. I brand things. Watch out or I'll TM you. Currently, I'm pushing Mr. Cramer toward his latest goal to bring home a nice paycheck by actually "finishing" a project (his first novel, Losing Latitude). Please buy it so I can hire a Swedish boy to fan me and feed me olives.
I'm a creative, brutally honest, cut-the-crap, low-estrogen kind of gal with a sharp sense of humor. I'm not much of an ass-kisser so don't expect it. Oh...and I can carry a tune. I weep like a baby during dramatic scenes. I'm a sucker for little old men. I know WAY too many lyrics to 80s songs. I improperly use the ellipsis for emphasis...see!
I'm sure to become a cranky, opinionated old lady with sass to spare. Give me time.
And yes, it's TRUE...I'm growing a kid in my womb! Stand back!
I loooove Jango. xo
www.Jango.com

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


People that don't take themselves too seriously. I'd love to have a beer with Stephen King, Joss Whedon, Zach Braff, Bruce Willis, Jimmy Buffett, Bill Murray, Graham Hancock, Kevin Smith and Rob Zombie...off the top of my head. Okay...let's be serious. I'll swill beer with just about anyone. If you're speaking to me...I politely listen. It's what I do. If you have anything remotely interesting to say and a genuine smile you're pretty much in.
HOWEVER, I'm not into just adding people for adding's sake. Therefore, if you want me to check out your page, be polite and extend a message prior to the friend request, eh? Otherwise, I'll just assume you're a spam-bot and not worth my clicking time. Fair? Fair.

My Blog

Hey mom, LOOK! Im not sterile! Part 1

THE DISCOVERYOnce upon a time there was this girl. She was happy more often than most. She had a steady job in a challenging career that she enjoyed. She was married yet still very independent. She ha...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:57:00 GMT

Just a lame update...

Oh yes... no worries. I'm still alive. I've been working entirely too hard and putting so much of myself into work that I don't have much left over afterward. My apologies. It's been an interesting fe...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:06:00 GMT

Sucker for Music...

God, I love music. I'm like a FREAK for music! Don't get to see NEARLY enough shows as I'd like. And I'm certainly not a music "snob". But I AM "chained" to a desk all day, and of those 8-10 hours, I ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:10:00 GMT

Repent: I wonder what they meant...

Mr. Leonard Cohen says, "When they said repent....I wonder what they meant." (Among many other insightful things in the fabulous song entiled "The Future".) I concur. I say, "take a listen!!" Worth yo...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:56:00 GMT

Prom Part Deux: A Second Chance Dance

So...a well thought out revamp of "Prom" has been hatched. An exercise in futility? I think not. Let me explain. Some brilliant friends and I once had a dream...born from one too many cocktails....of ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:51:00 GMT

10 Things You Never Needed Nor Wanted to Know

Hey-yo. So...here's the story. I got tagged (thanks A LOT, WAYNE) to divulge to you 10 things about myself that you most likely don't want to know. :-) Should they be interesting? Embarassing? Mind-nu...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:15:00 GMT

Clam-a-langa-dingdong

Well...I am on my fourth Bloody Mary of the morning. (er....afternoon...whatever). Cheers! I love Bloody Mary's. I make a mean one. Perfection. I thank my father-in-law for turning me on to this parti...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:21:00 GMT

Hold onto your butts - its blog time

Hello friends - it's been a while. I've been enjoying a new website lately and have been totally shirking my myspace duties! My apologies. Think myspace merged with internet radio. It's WAY cool and I...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 09:26:00 GMT

Why My Blogs Suck Lately....

Okay...so those of you new to the "Heather" circle are probably clicking on my rash of latest blogs and saying to yourself..."WTF"? Fair enough. It's true. I've got nothing lately. Why do I ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 19:13:00 GMT

Foreshadowing

I found this photo of myself and had to share. This is a classic example of foreshadowing! Look at the little two-year old boozer that's shoved herself into a corner by the refrigerator protecting her...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:39:00 GMT