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Soon The Wooden Balls Will Be Clacking. Clack.

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About Me


Laugh at me if you want...
I don't really mind.
Or care, come to think about it.
Call me what you want.
Call my mates what you want.
I don't care what you have to say about me
And my mates are all grown up enough to take care of themselves.
"In The Immortal Words Of The Doors, The Time To Hesitate Is Through." I'm not like you and the chances are that I don't like you.
I Don't need a reason, it's just the way it is, and my mind won't change so get used to it, it probably isn't a bad thing. Although I have my funny side, I'm prodominently flat, bored, sarcastic, pessemistic/negative and possibly realist.
I'm maybe a little too immature, definately instrumentally retarded, acedemically gifted... LMAO...I don't try to be anything that I'm not I'm completely my own person. I'm also very self centered by the sounds of this lol.
I'm oddly dressed all the time, like I was dropped from a 50 storey building. I know some of you are wishing that I actually had been dropped from a height, but Fuck you, I'm still here, so shame.
But yeah, I used wear the baggiest, lowest trousers ever seen on a girl, but now I stick to casual jeans. Say No To Skinny Fits! I hate skirts. I also wear remarkably big tops, or moderately sized ones that look too small because my boobs are too big for them.
Fuck trying to look kool or sexy, that NEVER worked for me, so if I seem kool enough for some one to talk to, why do I need to attract people for the wrong reasons?
Don't ask me for my opinion on something if you don't want the solid truth. An honest opinion is rarely ever nice to hear. I will not sugar the truth, so get used to the brutality of it.
Anyway, I have a habit of ranting, possibly due to Political or Sociological influence/interest...
Ohohoh, I do philosophy and history at Tent Uni... It's no class act, but it'll do. But yeah, I think I can safely say... Rant Over.
Most Of My Profile Pictures are curtesy of Squiggley...

My Interests


"Fake it, if you’re out of direction
Fake it, if you don’t belong here
Fake it, if you feel like infection
Whoa, you’re such a fuckin’ hypocrite."

That was Seether, that.

I just needed someone to talk to,
You were just too busy with yourself.
You were never there for me to
Express how I felt,
I just stuffed it down.
Now I'm older and I feel like,
I could let some of this anger fade.
But it seems the surface,
I am scratching,
Is the bed that I have made.

And that was the chorus for Fade by Staind, that was.

I'd like to meet:

I'm Not In The Meeting People Business!

Seriously... I'm really not.

Just because Myspazz says the Image is Offensive. Yes, an apple that looks like an arse...

Music:


Chimaira, Dimmu Borgir, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Seether, Mushroomhead, Linkin Park, Aerosmith, Breed 77, Fandangle, Coconut Records, Gary Numan, Trapt, Limp Bizkit, Orgy, Korn, Kidney Thieves, Rammestein, Carmen Miranda, Deftones, Static-X, Zebrahead, Lamb Of god, Less Than Jake, Alien Ant Farm, Lacuna Coil, Stone Sour, Sublime, Murderdolls, All Saints, American Headcharge, Eurhythmics, Ugly Kid Joe, Scar Symmetry, Nelly Furtardo, Scott Stapp, Hatebreed, Terror, The Transplants, five, The Corrs, Texas, The Jam, The Who, The Clash, DJ Starscream, Nirvana, Venitian Snares, Screwdriver, Whitelaw, Rancid, Spineshank, Jimmy Eat World, AlterBridge, Soulfly, The Prodigy, Madonna, Robbie Williams, Enthroned, Idlewild, Aqua, Tears For Fears, Fc Kahuna, Nelly Furtardo, Enya, Bond, Vanessa Mae, Craig Armstrong, Rotting Christ, Feeder, The Vines, Babyshambles, The Libertines, Blue Oyster Cult, Jimi Hendrix, Twisted Sister, R.E.M, Patti Smith, Hole, Simon and Garfunkle, Alanis Morisette, Auf Der Maur, Siouxie and the Banshees, Gorgoroth, Asia, Bow Wow Wow, Eminem, Led Zepplin, A, Ludacris, Machine Head, Crazy Town, P.O.D, Ill Nino, Stonesour, Murderdolls, Ciara, Gorillaz, The Chemical Brothers, Smash Mouth, Creed, Pink Floyd, Ah-Ha, Devil Driver, Cher, Blondie, The White Stripes, The Stone Roses, XTC, Pantera, Type-O-Negative, Caliban, Alice Cooper, The Animals, Def Leopard, Ace Of Base, Van Halen, Frank Zappa, Dr. Demento, Mozart, Orf, Shadows Fall, Greig, Tchaikovsky, Pavarotti, Pizzicato 5, The Cure, TalkTalk, Black Box, David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Napalm Death, Shadows Fall, Metallica, Velvet Revolver, Audioslave, RATM, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Micheal Jackson, Billy holiday, Bob Dylan, The Lemonheads, Smashing Pumpkins, Dusty Springfeild, The Rolling Stones, John Lennon, Neil Young, (Early) InMe, Puddle Of Mudd, AFI, Lost Prophets, Sinead O'Connor, UB40, Bob Marley, The Streets, HIM, Damien Marley, Snap!, All Too Much, AC/DC, Powerman 5000, OPM, Kid Rock, Moby, Beck, Pearl Jam, Green Day, Eric clapton, Deep Purple, Ronan Hardiman, Morbid Angel, Ravi Shankar, Motley Crue...
That's No Where Near All Of It...

Movies:

- 25th hour,
- Alice In Wonderland,
- Breakfast Club,
- Charlie and The Chocolate Factory (2005),
- Constantine,
- Domino,
- Empire Records,
- East Of Eden,
- Giant,
- Girl Next Door, The,
- Harry Potter... All Of Them!
- History Boys, The,
- King Arthur,
- Layer Cake,
- Leon,
- Little Miss Sunshine,
- Lord of the Rings... All Of Those Too.
- Manic,
- Memoirs Of A Geisha,
- Not Another Teen Movie,
- Peter Pan (2003),
- Rebel Without A Cause,
- Revolver,
- Saved!,
- Smokin' Aces,
- Spun,
- The Shawshank Redemption,
- Sin City,
- Snatch,
- Stranger Than Fiction,
- Queen Of The Damned,
- Troy,
- Whats Eating Gilbert Grape?

Television:

- Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
- Daria,
- Drawn Together,
- Ed, Edd and Eddy,
- Futurama,
- Have I Got News For You,
- Heroes,
- Lost,
- Metalocalypse,
- Mock The Week,
- Nearly Famous,
- Nevermind The buzzcocks,
- Scrubs,
- Simpsons, The,
- South Park,
- The Tudors,
- Ugly Betty.

Books:

- The Outsiders - S.E Hinton.
- The Venus Conspiracy - Micheal Cordy.
- Shattered Icon - Bill Napier.
- The Mists Of Avalon - Marion Bradley.
- Memoirs Of A Geisha - Arthur Golden.
- Harry Potter - J.K Rowling:
The Philosophers Stone,
The Chamber Of Secrets,
The Prizoner Of Azkaban,
The Goblet Of Fire,
The Order of the Pheonix,
The Half-Blood Prince,
The Deathly Hallows.
- The Hobbit - J.R.R Tolkein.
- The Lord of the Rings - J.R.R Tolkein.
- Nefertiti - Nick Drake.
- Layer Cake - J.J. Connolly.

Heroes:

James Dean,
Patti Smith,
Tweek!

My Blog

General Schtoof.

I have new glasses ...And I am overwhelmed with revision.I'm regretting some recent actions... But not the actions I should be regretting.I'm so glad this guy isn't on Myspace, I don't want to be...
Posted by Soon The Wooden Balls Will Be Clacking. Clack. on Wed, 28 May 2008 06:46:00 PST

Subject Line.

Button button, who's got the button?Anyway, how do?I'm well...Just feeling settled at uni, finally.I spent the day in ordinary jeans and Strange boots... People don't seem used to me having a figure.B...
Posted by Soon The Wooden Balls Will Be Clacking. Clack. on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 03:08:00 PST

I already put this in bulletin form, but what the hey.

What the fuck is Alistair Darling thinking of?Ripping off the whole fucking nation, I bet his little posse wont be effected by it.I bet they’ll look after the public money and why wont they just...
Posted by Soon The Wooden Balls Will Be Clacking. Clack. on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:20:00 PST

WhatNot?

One day who knows?Someday I suppose.Oh I love Bosstones, they're mint. I don't know why I'm feeling so giddy today, but I am...Been bad-mouthing and bitching about everybody under the sun. Those in sp...
Posted by Soon The Wooden Balls Will Be Clacking. Clack. on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:44:00 PST

Me. Now.

I'm bored.I'm definately alone.I'm tired.But I need to do something.I'm really bloody stressed and upset too, for many reasons. These reasons shouldn't bother me, but in the end I'm still human. Thing...
Posted by Soon The Wooden Balls Will Be Clacking. Clack. on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:58:00 PST

This Cant Carry On...

Why are all the politicians in our country...ENGLAND...Incompetent...?Ask what we want? No, in their high opinion the people do not know what they want, is this not then borderline dictatorship? Our '...
Posted by Soon The Wooden Balls Will Be Clacking. Clack. on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:26:00 PST

Its not that you know me.

It's not that you know me.Because I don't think you do...I don't think you want to...I don't talk about these things,Normally they don't bother me,It's simply the fact that sometimes they just appear ...
Posted by Soon The Wooden Balls Will Be Clacking. Clack. on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:57:00 PST

...

FUCK.
Posted by Soon The Wooden Balls Will Be Clacking. Clack. on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:32:00 PST

It is the way.

I shall behave as I always have.For I am not the foremost in your thoughts.I know how our story will turn out already.No better or different from any other.As usual I shall wait to be noticed, used or...
Posted by Soon The Wooden Balls Will Be Clacking. Clack. on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:34:00 PST

’These are my mates, yeah!’

What is it with every one having 'these are my mates, yeah, fuck with them, and I'll fuck you up' all over their profiles?How annoying...I expect these friends can fight their own battles...I also rec...
Posted by Soon The Wooden Balls Will Be Clacking. Clack. on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:52:00 PST