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Ten Things that Piss Me Off
by Adam Sandler1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.
3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entireroomfor the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change thechannel manually.
4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your and eat it too." What good is a goddamn you can't eat?
5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of courseitis. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No retard,I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the frikken ceiling.
7. The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don'tdrink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr.Healey. You're blind for God's sake!
8. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
9. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, thenthere has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then theremust have been something before it.
10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you pulled me over
