I AM A FAMOUS MOVIE DIRECTOR! IDOLIZE ME! I AM A BLACK BELT! MY COAT IS BETTER THAN YOURS! I LOVE MY KITTIES! MY FAVOURITE HOBBY IS FIGHTING ZOMBIES! I AM A REPUBLICAN! I AM A WRITER! I CAN DRINK MORE COCA-COLA THAN YOU! I LIKE DIRECTOR TIM BURTON! I THINK LUKE WILSON IS HOT! I LIKE BEER! GUINNESS IS GOOD FOR YOU! MGD SUCKS! CORONA IS EXPENCIVE! I HATE IT HERE! GO TO HELL!