Maxwell Klaus

Russia, the red army, the red militia, russian vodka, Poland, Estonia, Most of Europe except for Italy,Mail order brides... how does it work? Art, Listening to people's stories,Astra beer,Leading walking tours around europe within a small timeframe, St Pauli soccer club, The 99c bar, Finding out why a Slovak kicked me in the face in Bratislava..., Haribo!,going to the north sea at 4 in the afternoon and its freezing and you cant see anything,riding on trains, meeting the most random people you can think of....seriously, Karaoke, Ballroom Dancing,Salsa, Dancing in general,Being called emo cause all I wear is black despite the fact I hate emo, Sampling the regional beers of Austria, eating Gelati with Imi and steph in Roma, una caffé, Trev Barb Pete and Dave, Cheating on our spouses apparently...? waking up in random places, Haribo!, spanish music,Vampires, Slaying Vampires, Kicking smithfield high seniors in the head cause I think they're vampires... Punk Rock, Eating Lasagne, Wearing clothes that make people think they're better than me cause they all dress the same, Eating Plums, Classical Orchestra music, Looking at my sweet hair,Chilling with a pint of Becks at the Tabby Cat Lounge in Hampstead, Flag Parties, Saving Santaman from the russians, Not being in London or Rome, playing my dodgy black electric guitar I saved from being smashed at a gig, making sweet designs, giving presents to german exchange students, buying suits,Smoking in Malena's backyard with germans, being in charge, and that's all I can think of right now.