MiSs.NeW.YoRk EVERYTHIN youWANT NOTHINyouCANhandle

AyOooo whats good im MERCEDES everyone calls me NewYork, NuNu...you pick...So heres the deal im from NeW YoRk ((LONG ISLAND)) i just moved here...I graduated with my Bachlors degree in Graphic Design...SoOo about me...im 5'5 dark brown hair blue eyes...i love gettin all dressed up...i LOVE high heels i wish i could wear them everyday...but when im not in heels i gotta stay rockin either air force ones or jordans...i love music i mainly listen to hip hop but i like listenin to other shiit here an there...i love smiling laughing having fun...i HATE drama so please dont involve me in any...i HATE fake people i can see right through you...im madd REAL TRUE an HONEST an im lookin for other people like that...im outgoing i love chillin, partying, bar hoppin, BEER PONG, or just driving around whatever as long as im with someone chill im ALWAYS having fun...yeah so if ur down to have some fun an show me around...HoLLa At ChA GiRL!!
Oook soo i just wanna let everyone kno my badd sometimes i *FuCkKiN* slack sooo much on getting backk to people...I just want you all too kno its nothing personal an ill get backk to ya when i get a chance...LOVE yous =)
Yeahh "BRO" I live/lived on LONG ISLAND. I curse...A LOT. I say "yo", and say it often. I sure as hell DON'T pump my own gas. I know what REAL pizza tastes like, an i kno that a bagel is much more then a fuckin roll with a hole in the middle. ALL good nights end at TACO BELL or a diner - preferably with chicken fingers or CURLY FRIES around 4 or 5 a.m. And yes its a hero, not a hoagie or a grinder, and i wash it down with soda, NOT a pop or cola. A beer can be known as a "COLD ONE" an we CAN get it at ALL hours. I dont go down to the shore or to "the lake" - i go to the beach...And boardwalks brawls are just apart of the atmosphere. I can hold my own in a fight an i'm not afraid to curse to ANYONE. Two words...Mother Fucker. Yes, i have a "dawg" i drink "cawfee" and i love "chawklit". I use TRUUU an MADD in ALL sentences. I know that 55 mph REALLY means 80 BiOtChEs. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger...and expect it. YESS you are the hicks with the accent i DONT care if im in your town...you talk funny NOT me. Theres only "one" city and its NEW YAWK. Yes trends do originate here, not in bumble fuckk village where all the locals hang outt at the dairy queen and theres not even enough people in ur town to fill the seats inside it. NO we don't talk fast you just can't keep up. DON'T get angry cause i tawk loud and sarcastically...I'm from fuckin STRONG ISLAND, WhAtT NiGgAhh!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mercedes Eleene
Birthday: October 16, 1984
Birthplace: California
Current Location: W Islip
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5*5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Native American Indian, Irish, English, and German Ohh yeah and something else that i dont know lol
The Shoes You Wore Today: Really cute heels from Bakers
Your Weakness: SHOES!!!
Your Fears: death
Your Perfect Pizza: lol UmMmm yeah
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduating
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LoL / TrU TrU
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck i gotta go to skool
Your Best Physical Feature: i dunno u tell me
Your Bedtime: 1*30 / 4*00
Your Most Missed Memory: Chillin with all of muh GiRLiEs
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single but both are fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: eww neither
Do you Smoke: SMoKe wHaT? lol
Do you Swear: HELL YEAH I FUCKING SWEAR
Do you Sing: haha ....do i or can i
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: umm i already do
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: hell yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: umm yeah
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: hell no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: im not even sure
In the past month have you Smoked: smoke what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ummm
In the past month have you gone on a Date: depends what you consider a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: deffinetly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yup
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ewwww never
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope cant say i have
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no deff. not
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: HmMmMm........
Ever been Beaten up: haha no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: ummm is this a trick question....what about i dont wanna die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: **RiCh**
What country would you most like to Visit: all of them

Number of Drugs I have taken: WhAt ArE u TrYiN To GeT Me PiNcHeD???????????
Number of CDs I own: ummm who the hell knows
Number of Piercings: a couple
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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