We are timeless, priceless, and especially tasteless.... oh, yeah: talented too.... VERY MUCH SO!Never, ever think that this "music" is actually to be listened to; it's actually almost impossible to sit through it... a sort of chinese water torture (for the ears)and we don't mean "terrible" like when a hot chick says she's fat, just so her ultra-superficiality doesn't overwhelm you, but ends up being worse because of her misunderstanding of how humility actually works...a song or two may seem like mostly half-ass impromptu parodies... but they aren't: we are the BEST band on earth, and anyone who sounds like us is an obvious plagiarist: kill them.we're not just your grandma's good ol' big sack of hairy, sweaty, annoying noise and shite like that.actually, if you can honestly LISTEN to the whole songs, all the way through, then you ARE our hero(es).... not that you'd want to, though... on both counts, that is...
